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I'll Be Home for Christmas (1998) Poster

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Nolan: Oh, man, I went and killed Santa!

Nolan: I'm an elf!

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Tracey Wilkinson: When did I become your slave?

Jake Wilkinson: The day you were born.

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Jake Wilkinson: Say something romantic.

Officer Max: Huh.

Jake Wilkinson: say something apologetic.

Officer Max: Huh.

Jake Wilkinson: SAY SOMETHING ENGLISH.

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Eddie: Hey jingle balls! Move your candycanes!

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Officer Max: [after Jake couldn't convince Marjorie to forgive Max] So, how'd it go?

Jake Wilkinson: You know what a swirlie is?

Officer Max: You mean when somebody jams your head in a toilet bowl and flushes it?

Jake Wilkinson: Yeah, it was basically like that.

Officer Max: Ah, man!

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