- Marvin the Martian: Oh, how simply dandy. I've captured another Earth creature. Why, isn't that lovely? Hugo will be so happy to have a playmate, but you know how lonesome he gets.
- Hugo the Abominable Snowman: [rocking Bugs] I will hug him, and stroke him, and cuddle him, and sing to him, and call him George, duh.
- [first lines]
- Bugs Bunny: In the spring, a young rabbit's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of mischief.
- Bugs Bunny: Whereas - in the spring, a adult rabbit's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of spring - and love of his fellow creatures, and birds, and flowers - and rocks!
- Bugs Bunny: Ah yes, and in the spring, a young coyote's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of - lunch. Road runner au gratin, to be exact.
- Bugs Bunny: If there's one thing I've learned from this little junkyard, it's not to get too familiar with strange carrots. Hey, whaddya know? I'm a flying object lesson!
- Bugs Bunny: I'm glad I'm not young anymore. But you know, Elmer and I were the first people to ever start chasing each other.
- [a baby Coyote and baby Road Runner pass by him, Coyote chasing the Road Runner]
- Bugs Bunny: Yet, I could be wrong, you know.
- Bugs Bunny: Trouble with this world is that everybody's out to get everybody else. I mean, why can't people be more like me? I love everybody.
- Bugs Bunny: Hello, robot. Hello, object d'arte. Hello, space probe. Hello, Earth.
- [surprised]
- Bugs Bunny: Hello, what? If that's the Earth, where the cotton-pickin' heck am I?
- Marvin the Martian: You're on Mars. Isn't that lovely?
- Bugs Bunny: Mars? You mean the *planet* Mars?
- Marvin the Martian: Yes. I brought you here from the planet Earth, in my Unidentified Flying Object.
- Bugs Bunny: OK, Shorty, and you can just bring me back to Earth immediate - now.
- Marvin the Martian: Oh dear, no; we musn't disappoint Hugo.
- Bugs Bunny: And just who, may I ask, is this poor, pitiful Hugo?
- Marvin the Martian: I caught him in the Himalayas. He is an abominable snowman.
- Bugs Bunny: [Elmer has just run on the air after being chased by Bugs, riding a cannonball-like cork] Hey, Doc, you have a slight problem.
- Elmer Fudd: I do? What?
- Bugs Bunny: [pointing to the ground] Gravity.
- Elmer Fudd: [walking back toward the ground] No uh, that's all right. We haven't studied gwavity yet.
- Bugs: Eh, what's in it for me, Doc?
- Elmer: What's in what for you?
- Bugs: Eh, what's in it for me to be "vewy, vewy quiet"?
- Elmer: Well, uh, gee. I, uh, I don't know. I, uh, I didn't know I had to pay for quiet. Uh, how 'bout a nickel?
- Bugs: AHA! Tryin' to bribe me, eh?'! That, sir, is contributing to the delinquency of a minor!
- Bugs: [to the home audience] I wonder if some of you out there would care to contribute to the delinquency of a minor? After all, you wouldn't want me to WOIK my way through reform school. Hey, y'got a pencil? Just send all contributions to Bugs Bunny.
- Elmer: Bugs Bunny? Why, you're a pesky wabbit! I'm gonna bwast you good!
- Elmer Fudd: [after he drops his gravity book into a canyon below] Fwankwy, ignowance is the best policy.