Bugs Bunny:
No more classes, no more books, no more teachers, dirty looks!
Elmer Fudd:
It's Wabbit season, and I'm hunting wabbits, so be vewy, vewy quiet!
Marvin the Martian:
Oh, how simply dandy. I've captured another earth creature. Why, isn't that lovely? Hugo will be so happy to have a playmate, but you know how lonesome he gets.
Hugo the Abominable Snowman:
[
rocking Bugs] I will hug him, and stroke him, and cuddle him, and sing to him, and call him George, duh.
Bugs Bunny:
In the spring, a young rabbit's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of mischief.
Bugs Bunny:
Whereas - in the spring, a adult rabbit's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of spring - and love of his fellow creatures, and birds, and flowers - and rocks!
Bugs Bunny:
Ah yes, and in the spring, a young coyote's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of - lunch. Roadrunner all grotten, to be exact.
Bugs Bunny:
If there's one thing I've learned from this little junkyard, it's not to get too familiar with strange carrots. Hey! Whaddya know? I'm a flying object lesson!
Bugs Bunny:
I'm glad I'm not young anymore. But you know, Elmer and I were the first people to ever start chasing each other.
[
a Baby Coyote and Baby Road Runner pass by him, Coyote chasing the Road Runner]
Bugs Bunny:
Yet, I could be wrong, you know.
Bugs Bunny:
Trouble with this world is that everybody's out to get everybody else. I mean, why can't people be more like me? I love everybody.
Bugs Bunny:
Hello, robot. Hello, object d'arte. Hello, space probe. Hello, earth.
[
surprised]
Bugs Bunny:
Hello what? If that's the earth, where the cotton-pickin' heck am I?
Marvin the Martian:
You're on Mars. Isn't that lovely?
Bugs Bunny:
Mars? You mean the *planet* Mars?
Marvin the Martian:
Yes. I brought you here from the planet Earth, in my Unidentified Flying Object.
Bugs Bunny:
OK, Shorty, and you can just bring me back to Earth immediate - now.
Marvin the Martian:
Oh, dear, no. We musn't disappoint Hugo.
Bugs Bunny:
And just who, may I ask, is this poor, pitiful Hugo?
Marvin the Martian:
I caught him in the Himalayas. He is an abominable snowman.
Bugs Bunny:
[
Elmer has just run on the air after being chased by Bugs, riding a cannonball-like cork] Hey Doc, you have a slight problem.
Elmer Fudd:
I do? What?
Bugs Bunny:
[
pointing to the ground] Gravity.
Elmer Fudd:
[
walking back to ward the ground] No uh, that's all right. We haven't studied gwavity yet.
Bugs:
Eh, what's in it for me, Doc?
Elmer:
What's in what for you?
Bugs:
Eh, what's in it for me to be "vewy, vewy quiet"?
Elmer:
Well, uh, gee. I, uh, I don't know. I, uh, I didn't know I had to pay for quiet. Uh, how 'bout a nickel?
Bugs:
AHA! Tryin' to bribe me, eh?'! That, sir, is contributing to the delinquency of a minor!
Bugs:
[
to the home audience] I wonder if some of you out there would care to contribute to the delinquency of a minor. After all, you wouldn't want me to WOIK my way through reform school. Hey, y'got a pencil? Just send all contributions to Bugs Bunny.
Elmer:
Bugs Bunny?'! Why, you're a pesky rabbit! I'm gonna blast you good!
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