Jim Enright earned fame directing successful porn comedies, like "Western Nights" and "Haunted Nights" but he isn't helped by a stupid Cash Markman script for this clunker.
Ashlyn Gere sounds erudite in her carefully pronounced dialogue, but is instantly low-down when it comes to her oversexed character, a woman who's taken over a health club and changed it from all-male to all-female clientele. The trio of employees wearing silly looking togas (T. T. Boy, Mike Horner and Tom Byron) are retained, and a pre-opening welcomes three female journalists.
P. J. Sparxx is from Cosmopolitan, Tianna reps Playgirl and Melanie Moore hails from Mademoiselle -they're introduced enjoying the club's sauna. Byron is the towel boy and they flirt with him before having a lesbian 3-way.
Meanwhile, the boss Gere asks bartender T. T. Boy to service her sexually, to relieve her stress. He manfully tries to resist but gives in, much to her satisfaction. Sparxx seduces the masseur Horner (he calls himself a masseuse in one scene but correctly makes it masseur in the next), and both Moore and Tianna have a threesome with Byron in the bathroom next to the sauna.
Gere gets wind of this fraternization by her staff with the journalists and fires them, planning to replace them with women, but when the journalists tell her they're going to write how great the place is with its subservient (and sexy) staff, she gives them a raise instead. Finale is yet another threesome: Gere, Horner and Byron in the bathroom.
Mechanical sex makes this nothing movie one big nothing.
Ashlyn Gere sounds erudite in her carefully pronounced dialogue, but is instantly low-down when it comes to her oversexed character, a woman who's taken over a health club and changed it from all-male to all-female clientele. The trio of employees wearing silly looking togas (T. T. Boy, Mike Horner and Tom Byron) are retained, and a pre-opening welcomes three female journalists.
P. J. Sparxx is from Cosmopolitan, Tianna reps Playgirl and Melanie Moore hails from Mademoiselle -they're introduced enjoying the club's sauna. Byron is the towel boy and they flirt with him before having a lesbian 3-way.
Meanwhile, the boss Gere asks bartender T. T. Boy to service her sexually, to relieve her stress. He manfully tries to resist but gives in, much to her satisfaction. Sparxx seduces the masseur Horner (he calls himself a masseuse in one scene but correctly makes it masseur in the next), and both Moore and Tianna have a threesome with Byron in the bathroom next to the sauna.
Gere gets wind of this fraternization by her staff with the journalists and fires them, planning to replace them with women, but when the journalists tell her they're going to write how great the place is with its subservient (and sexy) staff, she gives them a raise instead. Finale is yet another threesome: Gere, Horner and Byron in the bathroom.
Mechanical sex makes this nothing movie one big nothing.