First of all, Mr. Plot Outline, it's the "Clan Modella," not the "Brown Clan." And second of all, you forgot to mention how this is probably the best movie ever. Of course, by "best" I mean "worst." And I am a Browns fan.
I would detail the plot here, but it's really kind of pointless. It doesn't make any sense, and you can't find this movie anywhere anyway (though I *do* have an MPG copy). If you ever get a chance, though, call up Hanford Dixon on the Browns' post-game show and ask him what the heck he was thinking when he signed up to play "Dixonus."
If you do get a chance to see it, look for things like: the guy running across the bridge in tennis shoes (all the others are in bearskin boots or something); the boxers in the background while Mike Baab -- I'm sorry, Baabarian -- is wrestling the bear; the USFL joke, the part where Baab gets bored waiting for the samurai to finish his spiel and is leaning casually on his sword; the inexplicable telegram from the Bears . . . . I could go on all day. It's really a fantastic movie. I can't recommend it highly enough.