This is the story of the three little woodpeckers: Knothead, Splinter, and Woody. Knothead lived in a tree of straw - most unstable thing you ever saw! Splinter's house was made of wood - as anyone knows, any tree should! Woody's house, it cannot be denied, was safest of all...
[Woody pecks at his tree, but it has no effect and his beak is visibly bent from the pecking
...it was petrified!
[Woody laughs in a defeated manner