A little nebbish spends his evenings watching the back of his massive wife's head, as she cackles at violent westerns on TV. At first he has fantasies of making Zenita magically vanish. But why dream of supernatural powers when there are so many natural ways of making someone disappear? There's poison, for instance. But Zenita proves impervious to poison and to his increasingly outrageous murder weapons. Written by
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She used to sit there for hours, watching westerns, waiting for someone to get shot, while I would be doing the dinner dishes. Later, I was allowed to come out, providing I was quiet. It was very boring. I would sit there hour after hour, night after night, staring at the back of her head and thinking of how much I hated her.