Big Beef at the O.K. Corral (1974)

Bob Holt: Hoot Kloot, Fester

Quotes 

• Fester : Look out, Mr. Kloot! He's gonna...

  [bull sends Hoot Kloot flying] 

  Fester : He did.

  [Kloot fell to the ground with a thud] 

  Fester : Next time you go calling up cows, if a bull answers, hang up.

• Hoot Kloot : I'm gonna get you, Billy!

  Billy the Kidder : [Riding an air balloon]  Uh-uh, I gonna get YOU, Sheriff!

• Hoot Kloot : It's that dad-blamed Billy the Kidder! I'm gonna get you, boy, or my name ain't...

  [ladder falls on his head] 

  Hoot Kloot : *seeing stars*... uh, H-Henry? Fester? Uh, Eustace? Uh, F-Fran... Francis?

• [Last Lines] 

  Hoot Kloot : Tell me, boy, why did you rustle all them cattle?

  Billy the Kidder : So that I could set them free, Sheriff. Poor, exploitive critters. You know like it says: Liberty and justice for all.

  Hoot Kloot : Not for all.

  Fester : What Mr. Kloot means is, you're going to get lots of justice, but mighty little liberty. *laughs*