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Still Crazy (1998) Poster

(1998)

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Beano: You know what they say. "If at first you don't succeed... "

Hughie: "Pull your foreskin over your heed."

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Astrid Simms: Karen will get plane tickets, just give her your credit card number.

Ray Simms: I don't know my credit card number.

Astrid Simms: It's on your credit card, Ray.

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Beano: Are you still a road dog, Hughie?

Hughie: Nah. The last tour I did was ten years ago. It was Aerosmith, but they've gone and cleaned up their act. It's all wheatgrass juice and fuckin' pumpkin seeds. I hope you guys are still crazy, or I'm outta here.

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Beano: [Playing a game to name bands with parts of the body as part of their name] Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show!

Clare: Objection, your honor!

Hughie: Objection sustained.

Beano: Well, some people 'ave hooks instead of hands.

Les: Yeah, but it's not part of the body; it's not... anotomical.

Beano: It is if you haven't got a fuckin' hand!

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Karen Knowles: Tell me Astrid, how are Kirby, Steele and Oakes?

Astrid Simms: I don't listen to their music.

Karen Knowles: They're your estate agents, the ones trying to offload Wuthering Heights, so don't pretend you don't need this.

Astrid Simms: You are a bloody nosy bitch Karen, and also a slut. I remember Isle of Wight.

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Ray Simms: I can see you Brian, so clearly, do you have a message?

Brian Lovell: Got a gig on Saturday man.

Ray Simms: Wha-what?

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Tony Costello: The only thing I have of value, is this

[pulls out Necklace with a tooth on it]

Tony Costello: Jimi Hendrix's tooth, there was a fight in a pub down Oxford Street, someone planked him, and I picked it up. I knew he was a genius even then.

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Les: [pointing to at the girls T-Shirt] Where did you get that T-Shirt

Beano: Looks like '77's been through the wash a few times

Dutch Lady: 'Tis my father's, he say best band he ever saw.

Les: Oh.

Dutch Lady: My father, he died.

Beano: Oh.

Les: Oh... That's a shitter.

Ray Simms: It's another sign, Brian sent them.

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Hughie: [Holding a joint] Would you like a hit?

Karen Knowles: I haven't done that in years

[the Band screws up]

Hughie: Now would be a very good time to start.

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Karen Knowles: [after almost running Beano over as he runs from the tax man] Beano!

Beano: What the fuck are you doing here?

Tony Costello: How do you feel about getting the Fruits together again, Beano?

Beano: Not a moment too soon, my old son!

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Hughie: [v.o] If it's true that men are from Mars and women are from Venus, then drummers are from Pluto.

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Ray Simms: The tragedy of people like me is our lives peaked too early.

Clare: Tragedy? Famine's a tragedy. Or knocking down a rain forest. Anyway, some people's lives never peak, ever. Think about it.

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Luke Shand: You people are really something, you know that? All you want is a few free drinks and a chance to tear people down. Those guys deserve a bit more respect. You bunch of wankers!

[reaming the journalists who just finished grilling band members at a press conference]

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Brian Lovell: So why did you leave me all those years ago?

Karen Knowles: I didn't wanna watch you die.

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Hughie: History teaches us that men behave wisely once they've exhausted all other alternatives. For most rock bands, the pursuit of wisdom's a low priority compared to fame, fortune and fornication. Such a band was Strange Fruit.

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Tony Costello: [to Les and Beano] Chrissake. This was about us. This was our second shot, and it was working. Anybody who was at Antwerp saw it. We were fucking brilliant; we were better than we ever were. We were a great band. You stupid bastards, why couldn't you bury the past before it buried us?

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Young Beano: You know what they say. "If at first you don't succeed... "

Hughie: "Pull your foreskin over your heed."

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Ray Simms: I'm not fifty. I'M NOT FIFTY!

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Hughie: It's like 'Night of the Living Dead Two'! I'm gonna get some of those Organ Donor cards!

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Ray Simms: Beano, you are definitely our strongest link to the past. In all the time I've known you man, spirtually, emotionally there's been like zero growth. You're what they call a "flat liner".

Beano: Well it's better than being a wanker!

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Ray Simms: When the icy waters closed in over me, I saw Brian

Les: Do you know what he was wearing

Ray Simms: I, I don't recall

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Hughie: [answering phone in the middle of the night] Hello?

Beano: [through phone, still playing bandname/body part game] "Cockney Rebel"? Cock? Knee? That's two points that is!

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Karen Knowles: I had enough rock'n'roll to last a lifetime.

Tony Costello: So you gave it all up for this?

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Les: Why do they always assume the singer is the voice of the band?

[as journalists swarm Ray Simms and ignore the other members]

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Beano: You were engaged to a Guinness heiress, wasn't it?

Tony Costello: Yeah, but they paid me to go away.

Beano: Not enough from the look of ya.

Tony Costello: Never is, man.

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Karen Knowles: This could be a great time to bring out some reissues, maybe even a box set.

Clive: Oh, listen to you, sweetie! 20 years ago you were Neil Gaydon's doormat.

Karen Knowles: Well, 20 years ago you were a tea boy at Virgin, Clive. Came to you first.

Clive: Only because I own their catalog.

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Hughie: [voiceover] Karen still had ink on her fingers from school when she went to work for the Fruits. Started by sorting their laundry; by Wisbech she was sorting their lives.

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Beano: [to the Lady In Black] So you're not from the Inland Revenue, then?

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Les: Like the t-shirt. What's that mean?

Ray Simms: It's a Zen quotation.

Les: Is it?

Beano: I thought it was Japanese for Calvin Klein.

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Snotty Reporter: So which Fruit's which?

Beano: Well, I'm Posh Fruit. Les is Sour Fruit, and Ray's the only one that's got any money so he's Bread Fruit.

Zoë: So what does that make you, Brian? Bruised Fruit?

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Hughie: [last lines, voice over] I was wrong about God. Turns out he likes that 70's stuff after all. So it didn't piss down, and they played 4 encores! And with the Almighty in their corner, who knows what might happen? And how will the Fruits conspire to bollocks things up this time around? We wait with bated breath.

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Hughie: Feast your eyes on this magnificent land yacht: tinted windows, air conditioned, twin porto-loos - not to mention an extensive library of pornography courtesy of the Psychedelic Furs world tour of 19 and 88. Step right up, ladies and gentlemen!

Tony Costello: Hey, Hughie, pongs in here a bit. Think one of the Furs is still in here.

Hughie: That's pedigree, Tony

[inhaling deeply]

Hughie: . Smell that Dettol, fag ends, vomit!

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Hughie: Hope this isn't another Sunderland!

[speaking of Ray's mood swings]

Luke Shand: What happened at Sunderland?

Beano: He tried to slash his wrists with my Swiss Army knife.

Les: Yeah, he'd never find the blade.

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Karen Knowles: [referring to Ray's mental state] This could be serious. He's on Prozac. Astrid told me.

Beano: Prozac and alfafa sprouts? That could be lethal.

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