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Men Cry Bullets (1998)

A young man wants to be a female impersonator, but gets mocked in his very first performance by a fierce older woman. He finds out where she lives and goes to her house expecting an apology... See full summary »


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Cast overview, first billed only:
Steven Nelson ...
Lydia (as Jeri Lynn Ryan)
Michael Mangiamele ...
Paper Boy
Harry Ralston ...
Freddy Fishnets / Homeless Man
Simara Richler ...
Blue-Haired Woman
Mark Trombino ...
The Angel
Tricia Collins ...
Gloria's Mother (as Trish Elliot)
Chanda ...
Tarty Tina
Robert D. Reimer ...
Nick the Prick (as Rob Reimer)
Hugh Bogan ...


A young man wants to be a female impersonator, but gets mocked in his very first performance by a fierce older woman. He finds out where she lives and goes to her house expecting an apology. Instead, she locks him in her shed and rapes him. It makes him fall for her. But soon her even darker side reveals itself when she believes he is attracted to her more beautiful visiting cousin. Written by Anonymous

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No One Is Too Pretty to Die


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Release Date:

8 October 1999 (USA)  »

Box Office

Opening Weekend:

$1,666 (USA) (8 October 1999)


$2,303 (USA) (15 October 1999)

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1.85 : 1
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Jeri Ryan's theatrical film debut. See more »


Jimbo: Why can't you look like a supermodel?
Gloria: 'Cause I'm not really a girl.
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This film was genius!
28 March 2003 | by (Los Angeles) – See all my reviews

The naysayers on this message board seem to have a very limited appetite for unique cinematic voices. Ms. Hernandez has created a bold movie, both highly personal and passionate. She has told a story about domestic violence without resorting to cliches by cleverly switching the familiar gender roles. The result is a funny and audacious romp through a psychodrama wonderland. Who could not like a film that features Jerri Ryan going berserk, murdering her cousin's beloved pet pig and then serving the ham to her for Sundau dinner. Roger Ebert was right- this is a great film!

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