In Manhattan, Seymour is a fast-talking, flatulent, frustrated director of titillation flicks, in search of fame and fortune. With a crudely drawn map, he sets sail for Bone Island, his ... See full summary »
John Paul Fedele,
Self-absorbed and stressed-out yuppie Robert is so caught up with his thankless office job that he neglects his lovely young wife Doris. The sad, unhappy, and frustrated Doris seeks some ... See full summary »
The luxury liner Titanic 2000 has set sail on its maiden voyage, and one of the passengers is the vampire Vladamina. Vladamina is searching for a woman she can turn into a vampire queen, ... See full summary »
John Paul Fedele
Michael R. Thomas,
Based on the cult comic, Blood for the Muse tells the harrowing tale of a man's faith and the blood-soaked extremes he explores to hear the siren's call of the Dark Muse! Believing tragedy ... See full summary »
A socially awkward young woman gets bitten by a radioactive spider and becomes a crime-fighting superhero and tries to defeat a nefarious super villain while going after any man (or woman) she wants to bed down with.
Dr. Jackie Stevenson is a Los Angeles based therapist and scientist who tries to invent a serum to separate the pure from the lustful side of the female psychosis. After she has an ... See full summary »
Bacchum City is being plagued by the maniacal Jerker who sets in motion a plan to steal all of the pornography in the land. He keeps it locked away in his phallically styled helicopter, ... See full summary »
Forget the fact that this movie has the word 'vampire' in the title. There is only one reason to see this movie, and if you've seen any Seduction Cinema movies then you know what that reason is: the girls. This movie has Tina Krause (who is hot) and a bunch of unknowns. Tina spends 98% of her screen time topless with a black cape (because she's a 'vampire' in the non-existent plot). All of the other chicks spend their time showing off their ample assets as well (which I believe are all natural which is a good thing). If you like vampire movies or plots, do NOT see this movie. If however, you are a red-blooded male who likes to see chicks parade around topless, then DO see this movie. Oh ya, the guy actor in this movie is actually kind of funny too. This is either Seduction Cinema's best or worse movie, depending on what you prefer in the chicks-to-plot ratio. This one is 95% chicks!
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