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One Million Heels B.C. (1993)

| Short, Comedy
A woman finds a cavegirl in the backyard so they decide to have showers, strip, and dress in lingerie.

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A woman finds a cavegirl in the backyard so they decide to have showers, strip, and dress in lingerie.

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Pretty Much What You'd Expect from a Softcore Title
25 June 2016 | by (Louisville, KY) – See all my reviews

One Million Heels B.C. (1993)

** (out of 4)

This thirty-five minute film has the big breasted Rose (Cierra Knight) playing with a water hose when she decides to go in and work out. While all of this is going on a cave woman (Michelle Bauer) decide to try out the hose and then enter the house. Soon the two are in a shower together when another woman (Jerica Fox) decides to join them.

Obviously one shouldn't expect too much story from a direct-to-video movie like this one. Yes, movies like these were made because men liked to see women naked. That's really the only explanation for a movie like this one or countless others that were made back during this era of home rentals.

For the most part there's nothing horribly wrong with this film but at the same time there's really nothing great either. You've basically got the four women taking their clothes off, rubbing each other off and various other softcore moments. If that's your thing then you should enjoy this.


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