Father Kovak:
Do you believe in God?
Jericho Cane:
Maybe once, not anymore.
Father Kovak:
What happened?
Jericho Cane:
We had a difference of opinion. I thought my wife and daughter should live. He felt otherwise.
Father Kovak:
He was doing God's work.
Jericho Cane:
So God ordered a hit on an investment banker?
Father Kovak:
You think you've seen everything? There's a whole world you've never dreamed of. Thomas saw it, and it destroyed him.
Jericho Cane:
I've seen a lot, but nothing would ever make me cut out my tongue.
Father Kovak:
Wait a few days.
Chicago:
You'd be amazed what you'll agree to when you're on fire.
Chicago:
What makes you think you're going upstairs when this is all over? After the life you've led?
Chicago:
Well, it's official: I'm never sleeping again. Ever.
Chicago:
I didn't realize you knew where the public library was, let alone had a library card.
The Man:
Where was God? He could have stopped it. Instead he fucked you and made you feel guilty. Me, I don't do guilt.
The Man:
Something good happens, "It's His will." Something bad happens, "He moves in mysterious ways."
Satan:
How do you expect to defeat me when you are but a man, and I am forever?
Jericho Cane:
Who the fuck are you?
The Man:
Oh, I think you know who I am. You just don't want to believe it.
Jericho Cane:
Fuck... you!
[
throws Satan out of a few-stories-high window]
The Man:
[
Satan bumps into a skateboarder who is wearing a "Satan Rules" shirt] Hey kid, nice shirt.
Skateboarder:
[
Looks Satan up and down] Fuck you man.
[
Skates into the road]
The Man:
[
Whispers] Hey Kid.
[
the skateboarder looks around and gets hit by a bus]
The Man:
...Nice shirt.
[
about God]
The Man:
Let me tell you something about Him. He is the biggest underachiever of all time. He just has a good publicist, that's all.
Jericho Cane:
Between your faith and my Glock nine millimeter, I'll take the Glock.
The Man:
Now you're making me angry. You don't want to see me angry.
Jericho Cane:
Oh, you think you're bad, huh? You're a fucking choir boy compared to me! A CHOIR BOY!
The Man:
You're in touch with your anger. I admire that. Well, I don't know about you, but I'm going to have a drink.
Cardinal:
We're not afraid to die for our cause.
Jericho Cane:
Good, because I'm not afraid to kill you!
The Man:
Just tell me what you want.
Jericho Cane:
I'll tell you what I want. I want you to go to Hell.
The Man:
Well, you see, the problem is...
[
grabs Jericho and lifts him]
The Man:
... sometimes Hell comes to YOU!
Jericho Cane:
They're not real.
The Man:
Would that matter?
Jericho Cane:
Oh, yes.
The Man:
I think you need a reminder of how painful reality can be.
Father Kovak:
We can't prevent evil by doing evil!
The Man:
[
to cardinal] For a thousand years you've waited for my return. Behold, you have failed. And with your dying breath, you will bear witness to the End of Days.
The Man:
[
to police guard] The scent of the young boys you seduce still clings to you. Do not forget who it is you serve.
[
Chicago and Jericho find a pentagram traced in red]
Chicago:
I don't think this is paint.
Chicago:
Is this considered interfering with a police investigation?
Jericho Cane:
Hey... we're private citizens having a conversation with another citizen. I mean, I don't think they found a way to outlaw that... at least not yet.
Jericho Cane:
They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
Jericho Cane:
Take it easy... we're the good guys.
[
after sniffing Jericho]
Satan's Blind Gatekeeper:
You have much hatred and vengeance in your heart... you may pass.
Jericho Cane:
Sky Two, get the fuck down here, now!
Chicago:
You know, sometimes you border on competent.
Jericho Cane:
I know, it's scary isn't it?
Christine York:
I've seen him in my dreams. They're nightmares, really. In the dreams, he takes me, and makes love to me.
The Man:
[
speaking to Christine] You think I came here to hurt you? I didn't come here to hurt you. I came here to love you. Give yourself to me.
Jericho Cane:
Easy on the hardware.
Jericho Cane:
[
somewhat surprised] You're bleeding!
Chicago:
Of course I'm bleeding! You fucking shot me!
Father Kovak:
Satan's greatest trick was convincing the world he doesn't exist.
Chicago:
Why would someone cutout their own tongue?
Jericho Cane:
To keep from talking!
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