Out of Control (1984–1985)
Waldo: [reading a letter] I've won something. It's an Irish broom for sweeping meat.
Dave: [takes the letter and reads it] Waldo, you just won the Irish Sweepstakes!
Hern Burferd: I don't want that. I want the kind of woman who can pound in nails with her bare fists, and carry me to bed when I've fallen asleep in my E-Z chair.
Dave: Hern, do you want a wife, or a gorilla?
Dave: Do you have my favorite song, "The Burping Chili Man"? It's by a band called Dave and the Chili-Burpers.