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Two Hands (1999) Poster

(1999)

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The Man: Something that's good can still have a little bit of bad in it, and something that's bad still has a little bit of good.

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Jimmy: You giving me a shotty?

Wozza: Yeah, what? You don't like shotguns?

Jimmy: Nah, shotties alright.

Wozza: Yeah shotties are good mate.

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Pando: Give em' ya fucking keys.

Acko: He's not taking my fucking car!

Pando: It's only gonna take twenty minutes, he needs a car, so give em ya fucking keys.

Acko: I just got the gearbox fixed.

Pando: Good, that means it works, now give em ya fucking keys.

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Pando: You loaded your gun with old fucking bullets you put through the fucking wash?

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Radio: This beautiful song is for all the lovers out there.

Pando: I love this song.

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Pando: I couldn't believe it. I mean, what had I done to deserve this? Lucky for me he goes straight to Phil Rogers, so we get the cunt back.

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Jimmy: I swear on my mothers fucking grave.

Pando: Oh shut your fucking mouth.

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Acko: It's really pissing down.

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Michael/The Man: If your going through some shit in your life chances are somebody else has gone through the same thing before ya. And they've written about it. Some poet or philosopher has been through the same type of crap, and they've written about it. And when you find that poem or piece of writing. You think bloody hell this bastard has just summed it all up. It's kinda comforting. Know what I mean?

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Pando: What's her number?

Jimmy: Oh fuck. I dunno. Call 013. 013.

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Jimmy: Well, I was gonna go see mum and Matt.

Diedre: What are you talking about. You haven't seen them in 5 years.

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Pando: Yeah? Fuckin? where?

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[while Pando and Acko are playing chess]

Wally: Pando, your queen's in deep shit.

Acko: Shut your fucking mouth, Wally!

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Alex: Laughing

Jimmy: What? What are you smiling about?

Alex: Did you think you could pay with bananas or something?

Jimmy: Well I don't know do I? I've never been on a plane before.

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