Total Force (1997)Director:Steven Kaman |
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Total Force (1997)Director:Steven Kaman |
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| Timothy Bottoms | ... |
Drake
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| Rustam Branaman | ... |
Stode
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J.D. Rifkin | ... |
Rock
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| Morgan Daniel | ... |
Stone
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| Frank Stallone | ... |
Jack O'Hara
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| Calista Carradine | ... |
August
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| Oleg Taktarov | ... |
Boris
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| Tom Bresnahan | ... |
Spike
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| Richard Lynch | ... |
Dr. Edmund Wellington
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Malcolm Yates | ... |
Thompson
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| Sal Landi | ... |
Adm. Denton
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Brian Sheehan | ... |
Jenkins
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Barry Lynch | ... |
Sen. Williams
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Freddy Deane | ... |
Eddie
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Caron Stron | ... |
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This movie was absolutely terrible. In fact it has gained the honor of being the first movie we have ever decided to burn due to the total un-rewatchability (ignorance is the only reason for original viewing).
First of all, Steven W. Kaman (aka Iven Nuvo, you aren't fooling anyone), what on earth were you thinking? I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall with the movie studio as you went over the plot of this movie. Kaman: "A mad scientist, will create an incredible weapon called the 'neurolator', things go wrong, special task forces and terrorist are called in, and then things blow up, and did I mention, the special task forces best friend is a talking pie?" Movie Studio "Kaman, you've done it again!"
(sadly there was no actual talking pie)
I really just wonder if Kaman (or anyone else associated with this movie) would show this movie to their friends or family and expect good reviews. I believe people make movies believing they are good, but the general public does not agree. I can't believe anyone involved with this movie could believe it was good at any point.
We have watched many a bad movie, but this one has taken the cake (and vomits all over it with its crappiness).
Truly atrocious. (Note to self, never have a security camera five). (Second note to self, build up sector 213 only to move to sector 214) (Third note to self, there is a sequel, BEWARE!)