Air Force Lt. Col. John Burton was assigned to evaluate the usefulness of the Bradley Infantry Fighting Vehicle, an Army troop carrier/scout vehicle that, in its final redesign, was effectively a deathtrap for its occupants. Burton keeps trying to execute a proper live-fire armor test on it but is constantly subverted by his temporary commanding officer, Army Maj. Gen. Partridge, in order to get it under construction and in the field. Written by
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They aimed to build the ultimate fighting machine...they missed.
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Upon opening the anonymous package and seeing that the documents within were marked "Classified" and (according to Sgt. Fanning) "Top Secret," military protocol would have dictated that the documents be immediately moved to a secure area (not an open office). See more
Major General Partridge
But even a heat-seeking missile can miss a target.
General, it says here that you taped electric hotplates to the surface of the vehicle to help your heat-seeking missile find its target, and that the surface temperature of the vehicle was so high it could have fried an egg at twenty feet!
Stars and Stripes Forever
Written by John Philip Sousa
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