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If You Don't Stop It... You'll Go Blind!!! (1975)

R | | Comedy | February 1975 (USA)
A collection of sex jokes makes this an hilarious spoof.

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, (as Bob Levy)

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
George Spencer ...
Big Al / Bellboy / Busy Waiter
Patrick Wright ...
Guy Rescuing Captive Girl (as Pat Wright)
Jane Kellem ...
Woman with Big Appetite / TV Jack-Pot Contestant
Herb Graham ...
Morris Goldberg / Fruit Peddler
Richard Stuart
Alan Sinclair ...
Pansy
Lew Horn ...
Game Show Emcee
Albert Lord ...
Priest at Hospital / Judge
Jackie McCall ...
Nurse Owens
Moe Baker ...
Lou Lastfinger
Deborah Klose ...
Angry Loudmouth
Barry Cooper ...
William Morris Agent
Russ Marin
Leon Charles ...
Bearded Seminar Moderator
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A collection of sex jokes makes this an hilarious spoof.

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Is It Funnier Than Blazing Saddles? You Bet Your "?" It Is!

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February 1975 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

You Must Be Joking  »

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Connections

Followed by Can I Do It 'Till I Need Glasses? (1977) See more »

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Pomp And Circumstance
Music by Edward Elgar
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Childhood memories can be deceiving
21 July 2003 | by (Winnipeg, Canada) – See all my reviews

I searched all over my city looking for this movie, I finally found a copy at a video store on the other end of the city. This video store was organized by sadists! It was supposed to be sorted by alphabetical order, the movies were shelved like books would be, spine showing. There were 4 different shelves with the letter I on them, and I searched them all before giving up. I was determined to watch this movie though, as I enjoyed it so much when I was twelve. I finally found it when I returned a few days later with a friend to help me in my quest. I now have a new mission in life and that is to invent a method of time travelling so I can go back in time and kick my own ass. This was horrible, at only 80 minutes long it was 77 minutes longer than it need to be. Its a collection of old Jokes acted out and with the exception of maybe 3 they are the worst jokes ever!!!! Avoid this if you have any taste whatsoever.


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