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If You Don't Stop It... You'll Go Blind!!! (1975)

R | | Comedy | February 1975 (USA)
A collection of sex jokes makes this an hilarious spoof.

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
George Spencer ...
Big Al / Bellboy / Busy Waiter
Patrick Wright ...
Guy Rescuing Captive Girl (as Pat Wright)
Jane Kellem ...
Woman with Big Appetite / TV Jack-Pot Contestant
Herb Graham ...
Morris Goldberg / Fruit Peddler
Richard Stuart
Alan Sinclair ...
Pansy
Lew Horn ...
Game Show Emcee
Albert Lord ...
Priest at Hospital / Judge
Jackie McCall ...
Nurse Owens
Moe Baker ...
Lou Lastfinger
Deborah Klose ...
Angry Loudmouth
Barry Cooper ...
William Morris Agent
Russ Marin
Leon Charles ...
Bearded Seminar Moderator
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A collection of sex jokes makes this an hilarious spoof.

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Connections

Featured in Can I Do It 'Till I Need Glasses? (1977) See more »

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Pomp And Circumstance
Music by Edward Elgar
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Funny in Person - Straight from the '70s!
1 May 2007 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

All the old ribald jokes you've heard get acted out in hilarious situations by funny comedians. A new twist is put on every old joke, livening them up for the moment the climax jumps out and slaps you right in the face.

One after another, never a pause, they just keep hitting throughout the whole movie. I saw this when I was a teenager with my girlfriend Mary. Now I realize why we ended up getting married.

Plenty of sexy scenes included, too. Mostly boobs. The women in the movie are typically 70's girls, and I love it! It was such a great age, when women TRIED to be pretty. Sexy tight jeans, halter tops, high heels, they got it all!

Seriously, it's really worth a look (if you can find it). The sketches were all well-written by people who have a finger on comedy and what the audience likes. Give it a try. "Try it, you'll like it!"


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