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If You Don't Stop It... You'll Go Blind!!! (1975)

 -  Comedy  -  February 1975 (USA)
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A collection of sex jokes makes this an hilarious spoof.

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
George Spencer ...
Big Al, also Bellboy, also Busy Waiter
Patrick Wright ...
Man rescuing captive woman (as Pat Wright)
Jane Kellem ...
Woman with voracious appetite; also TV Jack-Pot Contestant
Herb Graham ...
Morris Goldberg, fruit peddler
Richard Stuart
Alan Sinclair ...
Pansy
Lew Horn ...
Game show emcee
Albert Lord ...
Priest at hospital; also Judge
...
Nurse Owens
Moe Baker ...
Lou Lastfinger, theatrical agent
Deborah Klose ...
Angry loudmouth
Barry Cooper ...
William Morris agent
Russ Marin
Leon Charles ...
Bearded seminar moderator
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A collection of sex jokes makes this an hilarious spoof.

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Comedy

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February 1975 (USA)  »

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You Must Be Joking  »

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Trite and tedious offering, Sophomoric drek.
3 April 2006 | by (Springfield,New Jersey, USA) – See all my reviews

I saw this film in 1976 and was very disappointed.Of all of the most ribald yet, low- level comedic films of the 70's("The Groove tube"."Tunnel Vision" and "What do you say to a naked lady?")this film was by far, the most wretched.It was basically a series of stale,re-cycled jokes featuring ethnic stereotypes, frat-house styled sexual innuendo, and forgettable one liners.All of this topped off by poor direction and third-rate acting.The film finds itself cast adrift in a sea of bewilderment:Are they trying to display sequential "stand up" comedy or showcase a series of funny sketches, with satiric and sexual overtones? Unfortunately, the film achieves neither objective. If you appreciate the humor of Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David, Woody Allen, or Groucho Marx, you'll detest this film. Steve D--Updated review-July 2012:I recently purchased the DVD on Amazon, and saw the film again,after 36 years.Let me tell you, I had forgotten how vile and vulgar the language was, in addition to the "nudie-cutie" elements.I counted 2 "almost chuckles" in a film with at least 60 alleged "joke-lines". I'm sure Keefe Brasselle rued the day he agreed to do his cameo "number".I hate to be negative but this film really was putrid!


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