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If You Don't Stop It... You'll Go Blind!!! (1975)

R | | Comedy | February 1975 (USA)
A collection of sex jokes makes this an hilarious spoof.

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
George Spencer ...
Big Al / Bellboy / Busy Waiter
Patrick Wright ...
Guy Rescuing Captive Girl (as Pat Wright)
Jane Kellem ...
Woman with Big Appetite / TV Jack-Pot Contestant
Herb Graham ...
Morris Goldberg / Fruit Peddler
Richard Stuart
Alan Sinclair ...
Pansy
Lew Horn ...
Game Show Emcee
Albert Lord ...
Priest at Hospital / Judge
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Nurse Owens
Moe Baker ...
Lou Lastfinger
Deborah Klose ...
Angry Loudmouth
Barry Cooper ...
William Morris Agent
Russ Marin
Leon Charles ...
Bearded Seminar Moderator
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A collection of sex jokes makes this an hilarious spoof.

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Featured in Can I Do It 'Till I Need Glasses? (1977) See more »

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We've Got To Get Back On Our Backs
Words by Mike Callie, I. Robert Levy (as Bob Levy) and Keefe Brasselle
Music by Keefe Brasselle and Bob Jung
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Wickedly funny!
4 April 2000 | by (Oz) – See all my reviews

An hilarious sketch-style comedy in the style of Carry On,featuring profane old ladies,impotent men,gay cowboys,sex contests,extremely unfaithful husbands and wives and just about anything else to do with sex imaginable.

The film's highlight is the gorgeous Swedish model Uschi Digard,who somehow manages to get unclothed in every single sketch she stars in,like her husband coming home to find her in bed with another woman,and being a contestant in a sex contest where a guy must 'pop' as many girls as he can on a large bed in front of a huge audience in order to win big bucks.

Every sketch will have you laughing,especially the one with the drunk guy mistaking a tuba for a "large golden tuba".


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