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If You Don't Stop It... You'll Go Blind!!! (1975)

R  |   |  Comedy  |  February 1975 (USA)
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A collection of sex jokes makes this an hilarious spoof.

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
George Spencer ...
Big Al, also Bellboy, also Busy Waiter
Patrick Wright ...
Man rescuing captive woman (as Pat Wright)
Jane Kellem ...
Woman with voracious appetite; also TV Jack-Pot Contestant
Herb Graham ...
Morris Goldberg, fruit peddler
Richard Stuart
Alan Sinclair ...
Pansy
Lew Horn ...
Game show emcee
Albert Lord ...
Priest at hospital; also Judge
...
Nurse Owens
Moe Baker ...
Lou Lastfinger, theatrical agent
Deborah Klose ...
Angry loudmouth
Barry Cooper ...
William Morris agent
Russ Marin
Leon Charles ...
Bearded seminar moderator
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A collection of sex jokes makes this an hilarious spoof.

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Featured in Can I Do It 'Till I Need Glasses? (1977) See more »

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The Old Folks At Home
Written by Stephen Foster
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every sex joke in the book
26 August 2009 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

I saw this movie in 1977 when I was only 23. I sat through it because it was part of a double feature and I really wanted to see the other movie. This movie has every sex joke in the book (or so it seems) and at the risk of being blackballed as a spoiler I won't tell you any...you'll have to find the movie and see it. Once seen, the finale is not to be forgotten. Keefe Brasselle was a journeyman song and dance man as well as an entertainment executive and novelist. This is not for every taste but, if seen, you'll be repeating every joke in the movie to your friends and coworkers. Another commentator was right...Uschi Digard is certainly a screen presence to be remembered. The sequel "Can I Do it Till I Need Glasses?" got some publicity when it featured Robin Williams for all of about five minutes (if that long). The two films should be seen together for full impact.


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