Red Riding Hood's actual name is Bernice, as mentioned by Mother Goose when she introduces the story. However, when Red introduces herself to Hal she says "You can call me Denise". He responds, "Hi, Denise". Later when Red catches him being unfaithful he cries, "Bernice! Bernice! Oh my god, what have I done?" See more
Hello, children. I'm Mother Goose. Guess what? I've dusted off the old storybook and I'm about to bring you a wonderful tale, sure to bring a smile to your face, a tear to your heart, and that tingly feeling in your naughty parts. You may want to share your fun with Mommy and Daddy bu-u-t...
[beckons with index finger and proceeds in a lower voice
if, while I'm talking, Mommy and Daddy start to get naked and do some funny wrestling, and Mommy starts to scream, "Jesus! Christ! Fill ...
In the Good Old Summertime
Music by George Evans See more