Renard:
One tires of being executed.
James Bond:
Expecting Davidov? He caught a bullet instead of the plane. Get off. Keep your mouth shut.
Renard:
You can't kill me. I'm already dead.
James Bond:
Not dead enough for me.
Renard:
You could show a little gratitude. I did spare your life at the banker's office. That's right. I couldn't you. You were working for me. You delivered the money, killed King and now you brought me the plane.
James Bond:
What's your plan for the bomb?
Renard:
You first. Or could it be you don't have a plan?
James Bond:
That bomb will never leave this room.
Renard:
Neither will you.
[
Renard and Bond pause for a moment. At that time, the bomb is being hoisted out of the silo]
Renard:
How sad... to be threatened by a man who can't grasp what he's involved in.
James Bond:
Revenge is not hard to fathom for a man who believes in nothing.
Renard:
And what do you believe in? Preservation of Capital?
[
Renard pulls away from Bond]
Renard:
Go ahead. Shoot me. I welcome it. My men will hear the shot and kill you.
James Bond:
And the firefight will bring down half the army from above.
Renard:
But when a certain phone call isn't made in twenty minutes, Elektra dies.
James Bond:
You're bluffing.
Renard:
She's beautiful isn't she? You should have had her before, when she was innocent. How does it feel to know that I broke her in for you?
[
Bond gets angry and pistol-whips Renard across the forehead. Renard falls to the ground]
James Bond:
[
as the puts the silencer on his P99] I usually hate killing an unarmed man. Cold-blooded murder is a filthy business.
Renard:
A man tires of being executed.
James Bond:
But in your case, I feel nothing just like you.
Renard:
But then again, there's no point living if you can't feel alive?
James Bond:
Huh?
[
Colonel Akakievich and Christmas storm in]
Colonel Akakievich:
[
to Bond] Hey! Drop the gun!
James Bond:
Keep away, Colonel!
Dr. Christmas Jones:
He's an imposter. Doctor Arkov is sixty-three years old.
James Bond:
[
about Renard and his men] This is your imposter, along with the men outside in the plane. They're stealing the bomb.
[
Colonel Akakievich picks up an rifle and loads it]
Colonel Akakievich:
I said drop it!
[
Bond drops the PPK. Renard gets up off the floor]
Colonel Akakievich:
[
to Bond] On your knees!
[
One of Renard's men removes a card from the bomb]
Renard:
[
Speaks Russian] Well done.
[
about Bond]
Renard:
He would have killed us all.
[
Takes a photograph from Christams's hand]
Renard:
This is Peter?
Dr. Christmas Jones:
Yeah, but he's no atomic scientist.
Renard:
[
to Akakievich] I suppose you were the one who let him down.
[
Renard shoves the photograph at Akakievich and walks towards Bond]
Renard:
[
to Bond] You had me. But i know you couldn't...
[
Renard squeezes Bond's left shoulder. Bond groans with pain]
Renard:
...shoulder the responsibility.
[
Renard lets go of Bond's shoulder and starts walking towards the silo entrance]
Renard:
[
to Akakievich] Now, without any further interruptions, lets proceed.
Colonel Akakievich:
Nyet! There are too many new faces around here, including yours. The bomb doesn't move until I am satisfied.
[
to the terrorists]
Colonel Akakievich:
Hey, all of you, to the surface, now!
[
Renard's men open fire at Akakievich's men]
[
last lines]
James Bond:
[
in bed with Jones] I was wrong about you.
Dr. Christmas Jones:
Yeah, how so?
James Bond:
I thought Christmas only comes once a year.
[
last lines]
James Bond:
I thought Christmas only came once a year.
James Bond:
Molly, I need a clean build of health, you have to clear me for duty.
Dr. Molly Warmflash:
James, I wouldn't really...
James Bond:
Not at all.
Dr. Molly Warmflash:
Practical, smart?
James Bond:
Well let’s just, skirt the usual, shall we?
Dr. Molly Warmflash:
[
start kissing] You'd have to promise to call me
[
squeezes his shoulder that has been injured]
Dr. Molly Warmflash:
this time.
James Bond:
What ever the doctor orders.
Zukovsky:
I'm looking for a submarine. It's big and black, and the driver is a very good friend of mine.
Zukovsky:
[
sees captain hat] Bring it to me!
Elektra King:
[
takes hat] What a shame, he's just gone.
[
Shoots Zukovsky]
Renard:
Welcome to my nuclear family.
[
first lines]
Lachaise:
So good of you to come see me, Mr Bond, particularly on such short notice.
James Bond:
If you can't trust a Swiss banker, then what's the world come to?
Dr. Christmas Jones:
The world's greatest terrorist running around with six kilos of weapons-grade plutonium can't be good. I gotta get it back, or someone's gonna have my ass.
James Bond:
First things first.
[
Bond and Christmas emerge from the ruptured pipeline]
James Bond:
[
to Christmas as she emerges from the pipeline] Come on, give me your hand. Jump, jump, jump.
Dr. Christmas Jones:
Do you wanna explain why you did that? I could have stopped that bomb! You almost killed us!
James Bond:
I DID kill us! She thinks we're dead and she thinks she got away with it!
Dr. Christmas Jones:
Do you wanna put that in English for those of us who don't speak spy. Who's she?
James Bond:
Elektra King.
Dr. Christmas Jones:
Well, why would she blow up her own pipeline?
James Bond:
It makes her look innocent. The explosion covers up the theft of the plutonium. And they make it look like a terrorist attack.
Dr. Christmas Jones:
[
takes a tin of plutonium out of her bag] But why leave this half?
James Bond:
So there's enough to spread around to cover up for the part that they did take
Dr. Christmas Jones:
But what are they gonna do with the other half? Its not enough to make a nuclear bomb.
James Bond:
You're the scientist. You tell me?
Dr. Christmas Jones:
I don't know. But the world's greatest terrorist running around with 6 kilos of weapons-grade plutonium can't be good. I have to get it back. Or somebody's gonna have my ass.
James Bond:
First things first.
[
talks into the two-way radio attatched to his belt]
James Bond:
Bond to Robinson, do you copy?
Dr. Christmas Jones:
By the way, before we go any further, I just want to know. What's the story with you and Elektra?
James Bond:
We're stictly plutonic, now.
[
into two-way]
James Bond:
Bond to Robinson, copy?
James Bond:
[
to Chrismas] What's your story? What are you doing here in Kazakhstan?
Dr. Christmas Jones:
Avoiding those kind of questions just like you.
Robinson:
[
from two way] I read you, Double-Oh-Seven. Red Alert. M is missing with Elektra, three men down. Await instructions. Out.
Dr. Christmas Jones:
What do we do now?
James Bond:
There's one critical element here I may have overlooked.
Dr. Christmas Jones:
What, more plutonium?
James Bond:
No. Beluga caviar.
[
to M as she is being held captive by Elektra in Istanbul]
Renard:
[
pointing to an alarm clock] Watch these hands, M. By noon tomorrow, your time's up. And I guarantee, I won't miss.
[
after M arrived at the pipleine control centre, Bond and M go into a nearby room]
M:
I Want an update. Where do we stand?
James Bond:
[
giving M the locator card] One of Renard's men removed a locator card from the bomb, so we can't track it. But...
M:
[
cutting Bond off] But what?
James Bond:
With all due respect, I don't think you should be here.
M:
May I remind you that YOU'RE the reason I'm here, Double-Oh-Seven. You disobeyed a direct order and left that girl alone.
James Bond:
Perhaps that girl isn't as innocent as you think.
M:
What are you saying?
James Bond:
Supposed the inside man, the one who switched King's lapel pin, turned out to be an inside woman.
[
M pauses for a moment]
M:
She kills her father and attacks her own pipeline? Why? To what end?
James Bond:
I don't know. Yet.
[
Zukovzky fixes the "Zukovsky's Finest" logo on his office door]
Zukovsky:
There's nothing in this place straight.
[
Zukovsky opens the door and is shocked to see Christmas sitting on a couch in his office]
Zukovsky:
Who are you, and how did you get in? I'll call security and congratulate them. Drink?
[
the office door moves back, and Bond appears holding a guy at gunpoint]
Zukovsky:
Can't you say a hello, like a normal person.
James Bond:
[
to guy] Get lost!
[
the guy heads moves towards the door, and Bond grabs him by the shirt collar]
James Bond:
[
to guy] No, no, no down the back!
[
to Zukovsky]
James Bond:
What's your business with Elektra King?
Zukovsky:
I though you were the one giving her the business.
[
Bond points his gun at Zukovsky and walks towards him. Zukovsky walks backwards towards the wall]
James Bond:
She drops a million dollars in your casino and you don't even blink an eye! What's she paying you off for?
Zukovsky:
[
to Chistmas] You know, a relationship with a man like that, I wouldn't bet on it.
[
Bond tackles Zukovsky and shoves him back into a wall-mounted shelf full of caviar. At that moment, the sound of helicopters surround the skies over the caviar factory]
Zukovsky:
Five thousand dollars of Beluga, ruined!
James Bond:
That's nothing compared to what a twenty megaton nuclear bomb can do!
Zukovsky:
What are you talking about?
Dr. Christmas Jones:
We had a nuclear bomb stolen this morning!
James Bond:
Renard and Elektra King are working together!
Zukovsky:
I didn't know!
James Bond:
Well what do you know?
[
Bull is shot to see Zukovsky survived the explosion at the safehouse]
Bull:
Boss? You're alive! I'm so glad to see you!
Zukovsky:
Me to!
[
Shoors Bull]
Elektra King:
I could have given you the world.
James Bond:
The world is not enough.
Elektra King:
Foolish sentiment.
James Bond:
Family motto.
[
after Q introduces Bond to his successor]
James Bond:
If you're Q, does that make him R?
R:
Ah yes, the legendary 007 wit, or at least half of it.
Dr. Christmas Jones:
Wait a minute. Are you going to do what I think you're going to do?
James Bond:
What do I need to defuse a nuclear bomb?
Dr. Christmas Jones:
Me.
Q:
Oh, grow up, double-O Seven!
James Bond:
Construction isn't exactly my speciality.
M:
Quite the opposite, in fact.
Dr. Christmas Jones:
What's the story with you and Elektra?
James Bond:
We're strictly plutonic, now.
Dr. Christmas Jones:
You wanna put that in English for those of us who don't speak Spy?
Zukovsky:
Oh, look. We have no roof, but at least we have four good walls.
[
the factory falls apart]
Zukovsky:
The insurance company is NEVER going to believe this!
Elektra King:
There's no point living, if you can't feel alive.
James Bond:
I've always wanted to have Christmas in Turkey.
Dr. Christmas Jones:
Was that a Christmas joke?
James Bond:
From me? No. Never.
Dr. Christmas Jones:
Is it about time to unwrap your present?
[
They Kiss]
Zukovsky:
Can't you just say "hello" like a normal person?
Zukovsky:
[
to Bull] You! Where have you been, you gold encrusted buffoon?
Bull:
Sorry, boss, I must have bumped my head.
Zukovsky:
Oh, really? Get me out of here. I'll show you what a bumped head feels like.
Q:
I've always tried to teach you two things. First, never let them see you bleed.
James Bond:
And the second?
Q:
Always have an escape plan.
James Bond:
Revenge is not hard to fathom for a man who believes in nothing.
Dr. Christmas Jones:
Are You here for a reason, or are you just hoping for a glimmer?
James Bond:
[
With a bad Russian accent] Mikhail Arkov, Russian atomic energy department,
[
Hands her the transport documents]
James Bond:
and you are miss?
Dr. Christmas Jones:
Doctor Jones. Christmas Jones, and don't tell me any jokes, I've heard them all.
James Bond:
I don't know any doctor jokes.
Dr. Christmas Jones:
[
after looking at the transport documents] Here, they're okay, you can take the elevator, your friends are already down there.
James Bond:
Do I get some type of protection?
Dr. Christmas Jones:
What is down there is just weapons-grade plutonium. It's completely safe.
[
Seeing Bond walking away]
Dr. Christmas Jones:
Oh, doctor, aren't you forgetting something?
[
Points to a board with badges on it]
James Bond:
Yes, of course.
Dr. Christmas Jones:
By the way.
[
In Russian]
Dr. Christmas Jones:
Your English is very good for a Russian.
James Bond:
[
In Russian] I studied at Oxford.
M:
This will not stand. We will not be terrorized by cowards who will murder an innocent man and use us as the tool.
James Bond:
What business do you have with Elektra King?
Zukovsky:
I thought it was *you* who was giving her the business.
Elektra King:
You don't take "no" for an answer, do you?
James Bond:
No
Elektra King:
I hope you know how to ski, then.
James Bond:
I came prepared for a cold reception.
Ms. Moneypenny:
James! Have you brought me a souvenir from your trip? Chocolates? An engagement ring?
James Bond:
I thought you might enjoy one of these.
[
gives Ms. Moneypenny a cigar tube]
Ms. Moneypenny:
How romantic. I know exactly where to put that.
[
throws the cigar tube in the garbage]
James Bond:
Oh Moneypenny, the story of our relationship: close, but no cigar.
Julietta the Cigar Girl:
Would you like to check my figures?
James Bond:
Oh, I'm sure they're perfectly rounded.
James Bond:
Expecting Davidov? He caught a bullet, instead of the plane.
Renard:
You can't kill me, I'm already dead.
James Bond:
Oh yeah, not dead enough for me.
[
to Renard]
James Bond:
I usually hate killing an unarmed man. Cold-blooded murder is a filthy business.
Renard:
No hard feelings, Mr. Bond, but we're even. Soon, you'll feel nothing at all.
Lachaise:
I'm giving you the opportunity to walk out with the money, Mr. Bond.
James Bond:
I'm giving you the opportunity to walk out with your life.
[
a helicopter slices Bond's BMW in half]
James Bond:
Q's not gonna like this!
[
Zukovsky enters his office, sees Christmas Jones]
Zukovsky:
How did you get in here? I'm going to call Security... and congratulate them.
[
Bond finds Zukovsky, Bull, and two women in the casino office]
Zukovsky:
Bull, give them an inch.
[
Bull gives each woman an inch-thick stack of cash, and the three of them start to leave]
Zukovsky:
Make sure they lose it in this casino, huh?
Bull:
I'll see you later, Mr. Bond.
[
Bond sees that Bull has a mouthful of gold teeth]
Bond:
I see you put your money where your mouth is.
Zukovsky:
Mr. Bullion does not trust banks.
James Bond:
You would commit suicide for her?
Renard:
You forget. I'm already dead.
James Bond:
Haven't you heard? So is she.
Terroist:
Do you have it? The grease!
James Bond:
Of course...
[
hands him a bag, he pulls out some sports shoes]
Terrorist:
Excellent!
James Bond:
She's waiting for you.
James Bond:
[
to Bull in regards to his gold teeth] I see you put your money where your mouth is.
Bond:
...A shadow operation?
M:
...Remember 007, shadows always remain in front or behind... never on top.
Elektra King:
James! You can't kill me! Not in cold blood!
James Bond:
[
hands the two-way radio phone to Elektra] Call him off.
[
Elektra smirkly smiles and stares at James]
James Bond:
I won't ask again. Call him off. CALL HIM OFF!
Elektra King:
[
talking on her two-way] Renard?
Elektra King:
[
to Bond] You wouldn't kill me. You'd miss me.
Renard:
[
answers on his two-way] Yes?
Elektra King:
[
talking on her two-way] Dive! Bond...
[
Bond shoots Elektra in the chest]
James Bond:
I never miss.
James Bond:
Where's M?
Elektra King:
Soon she'll be everywhere.
James Bond:
I suppose we all have to pay the piper sometime. Right, Q?
Q:
Oh, pipe down, 007!
James Bond:
Was it something I said?
Q:
No, something you destroyed. My fishing boat! For my retirement, away from you!
James Bond:
Give me the name.
Lachaise:
I can't do that.
James Bond:
[
pointing his gun to Lachaise] Let's count to three. You can do that, can't you?
James Bond:
[
about the bomb in the pipeline] You've defused hundreds of these, right?
Dr. Christmas Jones:
Yeah, but they're usually standing still.
James Bond:
Yes, well, life is full of small challenges.
[
having shot down a glider]
James Bond:
See you back at the lodge. Heh.
James Bond:
Bond, James Bond
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