[
Bond and Christmas emerge from the ruptured pipeline]
James Bond:
[
to Christmas as she emerges from the pipeline] Come on, give me your hand. Jump, jump, jump.
Dr. Christmas Jones:
Do you wanna explain why you did that? I could have stopped that bomb! You almost killed us!
James Bond:
I DID kill us! She thinks we're dead and she thinks she got away with it!
Dr. Christmas Jones:
Do you wanna put that in English for those of us who don't speak spy. Who's she?
James Bond:
Elektra King.
Dr. Christmas Jones:
Well, why would she blow up her own pipeline?
James Bond:
It makes her look innocent. The explosion covers up the theft of the plutonium. And they make it look like a terrorist attack.
Dr. Christmas Jones:
[
takes a tin of plutonium out of her bag] But why leave this half?
James Bond:
So there's enough to spread around to cover up for the part that they did take
Dr. Christmas Jones:
But what are they gonna do with the other half? Its not enough to make a nuclear bomb.
James Bond:
You're the scientist. You tell me?
Dr. Christmas Jones:
I don't know. But the world's greatest terrorist running around with 6 kilos of weapons-grade plutonium can't be good. I have to get it back. Or somebody's gonna have my ass.
James Bond:
First things first.
[
talks into the two-way radio attatched to his belt]
James Bond:
Bond to Robinson, do you copy?
Dr. Christmas Jones:
By the way, before we go any further, I just want to know. What's the story with you and Elektra?
James Bond:
We're stictly plutonic, now.
[
into two-way]
James Bond:
Bond to Robinson, copy?
James Bond:
[
to Chrismas] What's your story? What are you doing here in Kazakhstan?
Dr. Christmas Jones:
Avoiding those kind of questions just like you.
Robinson:
[
from two way] I read you, Double-Oh-Seven. Red Alert. M is missing with Elektra, three men down. Await instructions. Out.
Dr. Christmas Jones:
What do we do now?
James Bond:
There's one critical element here I may have overlooked.
Dr. Christmas Jones:
What, more plutonium?
James Bond:
No. Beluga caviar.
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