The Unusual Priest
The fool said "Which band is it you like, is it 'Blur' or 'Oasis'?" Ah my young fool, I said, the only band I sing along to is Jesus! "Yeah, but do you like Blur or Oasis?" he persisted. And I said, Young Fool, in the Pop Charts of my Heart Jesus is always Number One! And he put me in a headlock and said "No, but really, I'm not messing about, do you like Blur or Oasis?" And I said "Ouch! You're hurting me! Okay, I like Oasis!" "Oh well that's alright then," he said, and walked away. And as he ...