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Oh, how I loved you, Johnny Depp. Now I see the purple-tinted truth

11 February 2017 1:00 AM, PST | The Guardian - Film News | See recent The Guardian - Film News news »

Of course you never see the real person when you fall for someone; you see a self-flattering illusion, and this is triply true with celebrity crushes

“How did I not see it?” Thus cries everyone when the scales of insanity fall from their eyes and they realise that the gorgeous piece of perfection they have been dating, and occasionally making excuses for because other people just didn’t understand their specialness, is actually the literal dregs. Oh God, the way you would say he got into fights on nights out because “he’s so sensitive”? The way you told yourself it was “so cute” that she insisted on getting up on your shoulders at every gig? How could you be so blind? This is the collective cry of womanhood as they gaze upon the latest dispatch from the world of Johnny Depp, and by “womanhood” I mean more specifically me, »

- Hadley Freeman

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