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248 out of 360 people found the following review useful:
Mel Brooks does Das Boot, 22 July 2001
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Author:
Francisco Huerta (fjhuerta@hotmail.com) from Mexico City
This movie is another one in a long line of pro-U.S. war films. You know the
kind. Those are the films where north american soldiers are the only ones
capable of any wit, wisdom, intelligence and courage.
Unfortunately, by now the rest of the world is a bit brighter, and we know
that, really, Ben Affleck didn't save Great Britain from the Germans. There
is an undeniable and deep love and respect for all veterans and U.S.
soldiers that lost their lives in Europe during both World Wars from the
rest of the world, the kind of respect that only comes from defending an
ideal with their lives. It's Hollywood who is keen on destroying those
heroes' reputation by making them seem so superior as to be
ridiculous.
In summary, this film is a parody of the amazing "Das Boot". It's quite
obvious that the same things will happen in any submarine: depth charges,
marine battles, etc. But U-571 makes everything seem sweet: there is no
claustrophobia, the crew gets along pretty well, they kill every german in
sight, and even a destroyer. Das Boot shows a destroyed boat, terribly
strained relationships, a sense of quiet desperation and resignation. Where
U-571 plays glorious fanfare, Das Boot counters with powerful silence. Where
Das Boot puts grime, U-571 substitutes pretty faces. Where Das Boot has
realism, U-571 doesn't.
But most insulting of all, where englishmen should have been, U-571 cleverly
substitutes them with U.S. soldiers. Oh, the nerve.
Bottom line: this movie makes for a great surround sound demo disc, or a
nice coaster. Hollywood is still clueless when it comes to making war
movies. If a future historian only had U.S. war movies to base history upon,
he would decidedly declare the rest of the world sub-human idiots, and the
U.S. civilization as a more evolved race.
A theory Hollywood debunks quite nicely.
192 out of 292 people found the following review useful:
An insult, an embarrassment, an offense, 14 August 2002
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Author:
Damien-43 from Los Angeles
Defenders of this film, stop whining that "it's just a movie." Fellow
Americans, stop being so friggin' defensive when people complain about the
pathetic, insipid, insulting posturing we do.
By now anyone who's read anything about this movie knows it was the English
and not the Americans who captured the Enigma machine (and also that at the
time the story allegedly takes place, the US wasn't even in the
war).
But here is the most evil thing about "U-571" -- director Jonathan Mostow in
many interviews has complained that the great submarine movie "Das Boot" was
a lie because it portrayed the German crew as sailors, soldiers, human
beings and not Nazis. This is why he opens his film with the U-boat crew
gunning down a lifeboat of helpless, unarmed Allied survivors. Jonathan
Mostow perpetuates every lie, every war-time propaganda fabrication, every
stereotype ever perpetrated about the enemy. During wartime such propaganda
is necessary... but this is sixty years later. No one is in any way
excusing the monstrousness of the Nazis. But it is stupid and blind to
portray every single German as cut from that same blood-stained cloth. Even
English viewers -- who have far, far more reason to hate the Nazis than any
American -- have been quick to point out the foulness of Mostow's vision.
208 out of 327 people found the following review useful:
U-571 is a movie with a horrible story and contains a lot of false pathos, 6 July 2002
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Author:
Alexander from Munich, Germany
Thank god for the US-Navy. The german U-571 is seriously damaged, so that the full, perfectly trained german crew isn`t able to run it. Of course a hand-full american sailors, who even can`t read the (german) instruments of the different machines in U-571 probably manage to get away with the submarine immediately. After being heavily bombed by a german destroyer, they are even able to reach an absolutely incredible depth. But not enough, of course they send the destroyer to the bottom with only one (coincidentally their last) torpedo. Not only the fact, that this heroic voyage is absolutely implausible and ridiculous, makes U-571 the worst movie I´ve ever seen. Also the story, that the Americans found and decoded the Enigma is just a falsification of history. Of course America did a lot for ending the nazi-tyranny, but in this case, it was the achievement of english sailors and scientists. I´m really not a german nationalist and there were a lot of good and even great movies about WWII ( e.g. Saving Private Ryan) but U-571 isn`t. It´s really a disgusting, poor effort of making money with the most primitive sort of patriotism.
149 out of 215 people found the following review useful:
Hollywood history, 2 March 2002
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Author:
Prosinecki from Croatia
This is a review written by a specialist on the U-boat
warfare:
First off, I am pleased to say my worst fears were not realized. This movie
is not a retelling of the capture of the Enigma machine from U-110 with
Americans substituted for British. The only thing the historical incident
and the movie have in common is that both include an Enigma machine and a
U-boat.
The basic premise of the movie is this: It is spring, 1942. (Although not
stated explicitly in the movie, this coincides with the implementation of
the 4-rotor Enigma machine and the subsequent intelligence blackout which
proved quite inconvenient for the Allies.) Allied intelligence learns that
a
crippled U-boat is awaiting a rendez-vous with a supply submarine. An
American World War I S-class submarine and its crew are disguised to
resemble that supply submarine, with the goal of boarding the U-boat and
seizing the Enigma. Naturally the operation does not go as smoothly as
predicted. The American boarding party ends up trapped on the U-boat and
must figure out how to get home with their prize.
The special effects, including sound effects, are good, and there are lots
of satisfying explosions and interesting underwater camera views. The plot
is a bit predictable, and seems to owe a lot to many previous submarine
movies, including Das Boot. There are a few technical issues that purists
will notice; for example, American S-boats were not actually equipped with
radar, an awful lot of bullets were sprayed around the interior of the
U-boat without appearing to damage anything vital, and the plan to open the
torpedo tubes at a depth of 200 meters seemed ill-advised, to say the
least.
One scene was disturbing, however. Early in the film, the U-boat comes upon
a lifeboat full of British sailors. The U-boat commander orders his gunner
to kill them all, because "The Führer has ordered us not to pick up
survivors." It is disappointing to see the myth of U-boats executing
occupants of lifeboats perpetuated yet again. The truth about the Laconia
order is it did forbid picking up survivors but did not specify that they
be
shot, simply that they not be rescued or aided as well as the only case on
record in World War II in which a U-boat purposely fired on survivors in
the
water.
In general, this is a good action film. It's no Das Boot, but then I knew
it
wasn't going to be. For one thing, it lacks the emotional impact and
suspense of Das Boot; also, the grim wartime mood that pervaded Das Boot is
absent from this movie. In fact, for U-571 the World War II setting seems
almost incidental, as the plot could be adjusted easily to fit any other
twentieth century war, real or fictional, involving submarines.
In sum, this is not really a World War II movie. It's a submarine movie
with
nonstop action and plenty of explosions.
29 April, 2000: One more thing which needs to be mentioned. In an interview
in the 23 April Washington Post, the director, Jonathan Mostow, states that
the movie Das Boot was "based on a lie" because "[...] it pretended that
the
captains and crews were submariners first, and only incidentally Nazis.
They
were dedicated Nazis; they had to be to fight that hard."
As anyone familiar with U-boat history knows, this is nonsense. It is well
known that the U-boat arm was the least political of any of the German
military branches in World War II. While some U-boat men were indeed
confirmed Nazis, many were not. Men fight hard in every war, not for
reasons
of ideology, but for reasons of personal survival and out of a sense of
duty
and obligation to their group or unit. Mostow's opinion on this particular
topic is just that - an opinion, apparently not founded on any knowledge of
U-boat history or military psychology
83 out of 102 people found the following review useful:
Please forgive us, Brit friends, 4 May 2001
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Author:
Rev-Maynard from New Jersey
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
***May contain Spoilers***
I was embarrassed as an American seeing this film. Just knowing that it
would be seen over seas. It's amazing how a submarine can withstand 40
depth
charges while another could be put out by two. And I believe it would also
be a virtual impossibility for Americans to commandeer a German sub and
vice
versa.
But the worst thing about this movie is its arrogant rewriting of history.
It was the British who first captured the enigma machine NOT the Americans.
We have no right to take credit for other nations accomplishments.
Hollywood simply has a historical ignorance. But beyond that it is still
just an awful, awful movie. No one with half a brain would be entertained
by
this garbage.
119 out of 188 people found the following review useful:
Sinks With All Hands, Leaving An Ugly Oily Stain, 6 May 2000
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Author:
Mike-489 from Motherwell, Scotland
The REAL story behind the films exploits is far more embarasing & not one
that Hollywood is going to tell the great American public.
The British cracked Enigma before the US even entered the War! Admiral
Doenitz, suspicious that the UK had cracked the 3 code wheel Enigma (used
by
the German army), ordered a 4 wheel device & the British no longer were
able
to decode the U-Boat's messages. Sinkings of convoy vessels went up as a
result, until a Royal Navy officer had the bright idea of knocking over a
German weather ship in the North Sea & pinching the Enigna (they couldn't
decode the messages from this ship so suspected, correctly, that it was a
new, 4 wheel device). Code breaking recommenced & the U-Boats suffered such
heavy losses that Doenitz eventually recalled them.
In "Operation Drumbeat", where the US, now in the war, had the shipping of
it's East coast targeted, the British supplied the US Navy with intercepts,
giving the U-Boats locations, courses, speed & intended target areas. Also
passed on were suggested tactics for dealing with the U-Boat threat, all
learned the hard way & shown to be effective. The US East coast commander,
Admiral King, IGNORED them!
A bigoted Anglophobe, Admiral King refused to mount any anti submarine
patrols & so condemed thousands of his own countrymen (the people he was
supposed to PROTECT) to death. So many ships were sunk the U-Boat
commanders
called it "The New Happy Times".
Contrast this with Canada, also the target of the U-Boats, where the UK
supplied intelligence was used & the anti submarine tactics employed. So
few
were the sinkings of ships & so heavy the U-Boat losses they were withdrawn
to the SAFER waters of the US coast!
Only when Admiral King was finally replaced, after losses to shipping which
could no longer be covered up, did effective anti submarine operations
begin
off the east coast of the US & the menace receded.
One man's obstinacy, stupidity & wrecklessness sacrificed thousands of US
lives to satisfy the cravings of his ego. No Hollywood studio is going to
dramatise that, so crap like "U571" is churned out. This is even more
shocking when you consider that the people who died in this shameful
episode
still have living relatives.
The film Titanic was bad enough, but this is a step too far.I am appaled to
think that if this carries on what the next step might be? How about the US
wins the Vietnam War really? The US actually invented pennicillin (it was
Dr
Flemming, he was born in Darvel, just down the road from me)? The US wins
the Battle of Britain?
Hollywood needs a kick up the pants for this film. Sadly most will go & see
it & believe it's true. Ignorance is bliss, I suppose, but for the
Americans
killed & the families bereived, it is not the case.
44 out of 56 people found the following review useful:
Offensive & revisionist, it should not have been made., 28 April 2000
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Author:
marquis2100 from Vancouver, Canada
I have only one comment about the movie and it isn't about its suspense,
direction, acting or musical score. It's about deceit. Reading through
user comments, I see that many are in touch with the idea that this is a
British story, not American. But do they grasp how much more ignorance
this
is fostering?
People are saying that the supply lines between America and Britain were
being threatened by the U-Boats and that America had to come to the
rescue.
This folks, is simply untrue, revisionist garbage. And people are buying
it.
It offends me, because as a Canadian, I am painfully aware of the fact
that
America risked nothing at all to supply Britain in its hour of need - that
was Canada's great claim to fame, and America's claim to shame. The
British
captured the enigma first, the Canadians caught another later and the U.S.
WASN'T EVEN IN THE WAR YET!
This is beyond "just entertainment" as Americans are now laying
quasi-historical claim (and we all know how many will take some or all of
it
as true - most) to victories and sacrifices purchased by people of other
nations. If you want to spit on someone else's flag, just spit on it,
don't
steal their histories and dishonor their heroes and their fallen soldiers.
Nobody can fall back on "it's just a movie," unless they already feel at
home with a British movie about how the Brits won the Battle of Midway and
saved the Americans.
Americans have plenty to be proud of, plenty of heroes from that war,
plenty
of stories they could bring out to show their pride and grit without
resorting to such theft.
This movie should have been made as British or not at all. Another sad day
for film.
84 out of 145 people found the following review useful:
American Military Pornography, 28 December 2001
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Author:
jpoppenk from Canada
This is yet another epic film about heroic Americans stepping into a
situation, destroying everything, and creating an unhealthy and polarized
sense of morality (the good Americans kill the evil Germans). You could
label this film racist... perhaps acceptable when the propaganda was
necessary (in the 40's), but certainly not 50 years after the fact.
The film also fails to capture a good sense of life in one of these
submarines... since the film concentrates on military glory and good
triumphing over evil, the potentially powerful, subtler moments of suspense
are hopelessly lost, and the film degenerates into a muffled confusion of
trumpets and excessively justified violence.
It is impossible to watch this without thinking of Das Boot, and how much
more powerful the cinematography and directing are, not to mention how much
more tolerant and accurate a picture it paints of the morality of warfare
and of Germans as real people during the war.
My rating is 2/10 on this film, because it has wasted a potentially
powerful concept on mindless and destructive entertainment, questioned
Germans as human beings, took millions of dollars to do it, and is
essentially a cultural regression from its ancestor Das Boot, made 20 years
prior.
78 out of 139 people found the following review useful:
The worst War-Movie i have ever seen..., 3 August 2006
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Author:
Thomas_Ratzel from Germany
...because never ever history was alienated in such a dimension to glorify the heroical American soldiers. Don't get me wrong, I like the USA and its citizens. And I know that my nation (Germany) started WW2 and did many horrible and cruel things during that time. But i am sure that not every single German soldier was such a human "monster" like displayed in this movie and not every single soldier from the allied forces was this brave and honorable fighter for freedom. The most unbelievable scene is that where the captured German officer attains a gun and shoots several times from a relative short distance at an American soldier. But this tough American has still enough power to snatch the gun from the Bad Nazi and kill this beast, before he dies himself. All in all this movie seems to be just a big commercial for the USA and i was wondering why the American anthem wasn't played at the end of this botch...
31 out of 46 people found the following review useful:
A Good Utilization of Sound, 9 August 2001
Author:
Kip Wade (pethly@hotmail.com)
As far as thrillers go, U-571 is a well made film. Although it's
historical
inaccuracies are awful, it still serves as a great theater experience. It
won a well deserved Oscar for it's sound, which, in the right theater,
makes
the film well worth the admission. Sound is the key essential to
U-571.
The characters are simple, the plot is simple, and the film probably won't
haunt you long after you've seen it, but that's OK. Just sit back and
enjoy
the claustrophobic sets, the deafening sound effects, and the non-stop
action for what it's worth.
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