After a serious car accident, a secret service agent undergoes experimental surgery and becomes fitted with a bionic eye, left arm, legs, and a 12-inch 'member' and then assigned to find a kidnapped senator's teenage daughter.
How does one rate a "movie" like this? It's not sexy, the acting is terrible and the writing/direction are non-existent. The plot is impossible to follow, and the only attractive woman in the film spends most of her time making it with the ugliest dude.
There's exactly one funny joke, which the "filmmakers" know because they keep repeating it over and over again, until it stops being funny, then becomes funny again.
AND, even though John Homes is listed in the credits, he's only in the movie for one scene and he doesn't even talk (though he does grunt a bit).
On the other hand... this is an adult film in 3-D.
And that's funny.
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