Booby Traps (1944)
Narrator: If you are a boob, you will be trapped!
Snafu: I wish to hell you'd shut up! I ain't no boob and I won't be trapped!
[Snafu slaps a girl's behind, finding it to be made of metal]
Snafu: Ah, something new has been added!
Snafu: [after the mannequin's bra falls off, revealing a pair of bombs] Bo - bo - booby traps!
Pvt. Snafu: Well, at least up here, ha ha, I don't have to worry about no booby traps.
Narrator: The enemy has fled, abandoning the area. As our forces move up, they must exercise great care. Every object is a possible booby trap.
Narrator: As our forces move up they must exercise great care every object is a possible booby trap!, some booby traps are more alluring and ingenious than others
[Snafu spots a showerhead wired up to a cannon]
Narrator: if you are a boob you will be trapped!
Pvt. Snafu: [Interrupting him] Eh I wish to hell you'd shut up!, I ain't no boob and I won't get trapped!
[sticking his tongue out at the narrator]
Pvt. Snafu: nyaah!
Pvt. Snafu: [Entering a room full of scantily clad female mannequins] Oooooh boy!
[rushing towards them while panting heavily]
Pvt. Snafu: A pienana!
[He attempts to play "Those Endearing Young Charms on the piano]
Pvt. Snafu: [gives up] Eh to hell with it!, I never could get that last note anyhoo!