Mighty Max (1993–1995)
[Max and Norman enter a room with several solid stone slabs as furniture]
Max: Yeesh, what is this place?
Norman: My room, Mighty One
Max: Ah. Remind me never to have a pillow fight with you, Norman.
[Zygote faces his T-Rex against Max's devolved pet iguana, Thor]
Professor Zygote: My dinosaur can beat your dinosaur!
Max: Oh, now we're REALLY mature.
Max: How about Norman? I really have a good feeling about him.
Norman: I eat aliens for breakfast!
Max: Ha, you see. They're even on his diet.
Max: Don't I get to make my one phone call? My mom'll be worried if I don't call and let her know I'm in jail!
Max: This squid is really losing his temper! And I'm losing my lunch!
Hanuman: No, you can't do this. I do not want to be a hero again... please?
Max: Sometimes you gotta do things, whether you want to or not!
Norman: Yes! Sometimes you do.
Max: Come on, Virg. The only dinosaur living in Hawaii is big and purple and sings on TV.
Max: Good means of summoning, Virgil. Why didn't you spell it out in pepperoni?
Virgil: I wanted to make sure you read it before you ate it.
Max: You can't fly the plane.
Bea: Why? Because I'm a girl?
Max: Because you don't know how.
Bea: Yes I do. My mother taught me.
Max: Whoa, a CD! No title? Just my luck, it might be the Village People.
Virgil: We must act at once, Mighty One!
Max's Mom: Max, you're not going into that tunnel unless I go with you.
Max: Ohh, I wonder if other superheroes had to bring their moms along when they save the world.
Max's Mom: Come on! You know I'm not like other moms. Careful honey, you might poke your eye out.
Max: What are we facing this time? A beast? A monster? A demon?
Man #1: It's a beast!
Man #2: It's a monster!
Man #3: It's a demon!
Max: Ha! Ace Ventura always gets it!
Max: Oh well. What would you expect from a fowl?
Man in Chicken Suit: Hey! I'm a chicken, actually!
Skull Master: Where is it, Mighty One?
Max: Oh, what? The men's room? I think it's right around...
Skull Master: THE ARCANA!
Virgil: Skull Master, let the boy go.
Skull Master: Reveal the location of the Arcana, and I will. Deny me, and I'll the cut the boy a new smile!
Norman: You want me to break it?
Max: Never mind him, we gotta realign those satellites.
Virgil: I fear that will be impossible. Mega has created a force field around the controls.
Norman: You want me to break it?
Max: That's just about your favorite thing to do, isn't it Normie?
Max: A Cyberskull action figure? That's a "Must Have" item on my Christmas list!
Computer: Please enter the access code.
Virgil: Oh dear. It will take me days to decipher this.
Norman: Allow me.
[he punches the door and gets electrocuted]
Norman: Ho! Aah!
Computer: I'm sorry. "Ho, Aah" is not the correct access code. Please try again.
Max: Maybe we should knock?
Computer: "Knock Knock" is the correct access code.
Computer: Please come in, and wipe your feet.
Max: Mom! You gotta take that ring off!
Max's Mom: I don't think it's going to fit you, Max. It's tight on me.
Max: What's going on here?
Virgil: Oh merely the end of the world!
Max: Oh good. I was afraid it was something serious.
Max: Virgil, the prophecy has got to have something to say about this mess?
Virgil: With Skull Master's demise, the prophecy no longer applies! Nothing but chaos remains.
Norman: Works for me!