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Mighty Max (TV Series 1993–1995) Poster

(1993–1995)

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[Max and Norman enter a room with several solid stone slabs as furniture]

Max: Yeesh, what is this place?

Norman: My room, Mighty One

Max: Ah. Remind me never to have a pillow fight with you, Norman.

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[Zygote faces his T-Rex against Max's devolved pet iguana, Thor]

Professor Zygote: My dinosaur can beat your dinosaur!

Max: Oh, now we're REALLY mature.

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Max: How about Norman? I really have a good feeling about him.

Norman: I eat aliens for breakfast!

Max: Ha, you see. They're even on his diet.

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Max: Hey Virg, how come you can't fly?

Virgil: I learned to read instead.

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Bea: Who are you? And why are you dripping slime on the floor?

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Bea: Max, you and your stupid cap!

Max: Hey, I don't make it work!

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Max: Don't I get to make my one phone call? My mom'll be worried if I don't call and let her know I'm in jail!

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Norman: Slow as ever, ungainly beast. Slow and stupid!

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Max: This squid is really losing his temper! And I'm losing my lunch!

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Hanuman: No, you can't do this. I do not want to be a hero again... please?

Max: Sometimes you gotta do things, whether you want to or not!

Norman: Yes! Sometimes you do.

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Max: Why are we still running?

Norman: Good exercise.

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Man: Him!

Sarah: Him!

Max: Who him?

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Max: Come on, Virg. The only dinosaur living in Hawaii is big and purple and sings on TV.

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Max: Good means of summoning, Virgil. Why didn't you spell it out in pepperoni?

Virgil: I wanted to make sure you read it before you ate it.

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Max: Oh great! A talking chicken doll telling me what to do!

Virgil Doll: I'm a fowl, actually.

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Max: You can't fly the plane.

Bea: Why? Because I'm a girl?

Max: Because you don't know how.

Bea: Yes I do. My mother taught me.

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Max: Whoa, a CD! No title? Just my luck, it might be the Village People.

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Virgil: We must act at once, Mighty One!

Max's Mom: Max, you're not going into that tunnel unless I go with you.

Max: Ohh, I wonder if other superheroes had to bring their moms along when they save the world.

Max's Mom: Come on! You know I'm not like other moms. Careful honey, you might poke your eye out.

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Max: What are we facing this time? A beast? A monster? A demon?

Man #1: It's a beast!

Man #2: It's a monster!

Man #3: It's a demon!

Max: Ha! Ace Ventura always gets it!

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Max: Oh well. What would you expect from a fowl?

Man in Chicken Suit: Hey! I'm a chicken, actually!

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Skull Master: Where is it, Mighty One?

Max: Oh, what? The men's room? I think it's right around...

Skull Master: THE ARCANA!

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Virgil: Skull Master, let the boy go.

Skull Master: Reveal the location of the Arcana, and I will. Deny me, and I'll the cut the boy a new smile!

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Max: Stuck.

Norman: You want me to break it?

Max: Never mind him, we gotta realign those satellites.

Virgil: I fear that will be impossible. Mega has created a force field around the controls.

Norman: You want me to break it?

Max: That's just about your favorite thing to do, isn't it Normie?

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Max: A Cyberskull action figure? That's a "Must Have" item on my Christmas list!

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Norman: I'm gonna make a pancake out of that pipsqueak!

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Computer: Please enter the access code.

Virgil: Oh dear. It will take me days to decipher this.

Norman: Allow me.

[he punches the door and gets electrocuted]

Norman: Ho! Aah!

Computer: I'm sorry. "Ho, Aah" is not the correct access code. Please try again.

Max: Maybe we should knock?

Virgil: Knock?

Computer: "Knock Knock" is the correct access code.

[door opens]

Computer: Please come in, and wipe your feet.

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Max: Mom! You gotta take that ring off!

Max's Mom: I don't think it's going to fit you, Max. It's tight on me.

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Max: What's going on here?

Virgil: Oh merely the end of the world!

Max: Oh good. I was afraid it was something serious.

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Max: Virgil, the prophecy has got to have something to say about this mess?

Virgil: With Skull Master's demise, the prophecy no longer applies! Nothing but chaos remains.

Norman: Works for me!

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Skull Master: You fool, you can't save the world!

Max: I can die trying!

Skull Master: You will!

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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