They Bite (1996)Director:Brett PiperWriter:Brett Piper |
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They Bite (1996)Director:Brett PiperWriter:Brett Piper |
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Donna Frotscher | ... |
Melody Duncan
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| Nick Baldasare | ... |
Director Mel Duncan
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Christina Veronica | ... |
Tammy
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Charlie Barnett | ... |
Larry
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| Ron Jeremy | ... |
Darryl
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George Mazzone | ... |
Sam Nicholhoff
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Alex Pirnie | ... |
Rev. Rex Stoner
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| Patrick Williams | ... |
Biff
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Susie Owens | ... |
Katie
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Roy A. Peddie | ... |
Brannigan
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Blake Pickett | ... |
Model
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Jeremy Steele | ... |
Boy at beach
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Vince Camiti | ... |
Boyfriend
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Doug Darlington | ... |
Taxi Driver
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Kathy Donnelly | ... |
Leigh
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A Z-movie that tries to homage the past winners of this kind of cheap movie, They bite was a little less than I hope for. Sure, there is a lot of skin showed by several different nice looking actresses, a really ridicolous monster fish (as it should be), better acting than you may think in such a production, a couple of really good ideas (like the vagina dentata of Susie Owens and the black and white trailer for Invasion of the Fish F****rs), Ron Jeremy making a porn movie, but perhaps not enough gore and sex to totally satisfy the viewer of such a crap movie. So, in the end, this is a not compeltely convincing parodia of a Z-movie from the Fifties, made to look one of those movies, that it could has been better