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They Bite (1996)

| Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
Sea creatures come to shore and attack and mate with humans.

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Donna Frotscher ...
Melody Duncan
Nick Baldasare ...
Director Mel Duncan
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Tammy
Charlie Barnett ...
Larry
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Darryl
George Mazzone ...
Sam Nicholhoff
Alex Pirnie ...
Rev. Rex Stoner
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Biff
Susie Owens ...
Katie
Roy A. Peddie ...
Brannigan
Blake Pickett ...
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Jeremy Steele ...
Boy at beach
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Taxi Driver
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Sea creatures come to shore and attack and mate with humans.

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I expect more
1 March 2004 | by (Firenze, Italy) – See all my reviews

A Z-movie that tries to homage the past winners of this kind of cheap movie, They bite was a little less than I hope for. Sure, there is a lot of skin showed by several different nice looking actresses, a really ridicolous monster fish (as it should be), better acting than you may think in such a production, a couple of really good ideas (like the vagina dentata of Susie Owens and the black and white trailer for Invasion of the Fish F****rs), Ron Jeremy making a porn movie, but perhaps not enough gore and sex to totally satisfy the viewer of such a crap movie. So, in the end, this is a not compeltely convincing parodia of a Z-movie from the Fifties, made to look one of those movies, that it could has been better


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