Hard Candy (1976)

User Rating:

2.2/10   

Director:

Stephen Gibson

Genre:

Adult | Comedy

Tagline:

Super Explicit in 3-D

Plot Keywords:

Sex | 3 Dimensional | Hardcore

Cast

Con Covert	...	Hotel Manager
John Holmes
William Margold	...	Soldier
Lee O'Donnell	...	Soldier 2
Brenda Ram	...	Emily Gators
Tyler Reynolds	...	Percy Duckbutter (as Tyler Horne)
John Seeman

Also Known As:

Lollipop Girls in Hard Candy (USA) (informal title)
M 3-D! The Movie (USA) (reissue title)
Rock Candy (USA) (promotional title)
The Lollipop Girls (USA) (alternative title)

Runtime:

USA:75 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color (Eastmancolor)

Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1

Sound Mix:

Mono

Certification:

USA:X (self applied)

Filming Locations:

Hollywood, Los Angeles, California, USA

Company:

Deep Vision Corporation

Movie Connections:

Edited into 42nd Street Forever, Volume 1 (2005) (V)

Giggles, Gags, and Groaners

If you are feeling particularly lonely on a Saturday night and resolve to invest in a porn to ease your sexual tension, don't get "Hard Candy." If you are feeling adventurous on a boring Saturday night and are interested in a shallow, silly, movie that has lots of naked people in it, get this movie.

I saw this movie in the theater with my 3D glasses, and I'd have to say it was worth the $5.50 I paid to get in. I was looking to have a good laugh, if not at the movie's content, at the fact that I was watching a 3D porn.

Be prepared for silly plot twists and awful production. The plot includes Greek history, corporate corruption, nerdy scientists, and plenty of slapstick comedy. It's pretty obvious the directors (who make an appearance in the movie) didn't mean for their movie to win any awards. There's enough sex and naked bodies to merit the "porn" classification; however, the movie was released in 1976 and the actors don't have very flattering physiques.