| Brother Theodore | ... | Captain Carl Clitoris | |
| Terri Hall | ... | Mermaid | |
| Robert Kerman | ... | Dr. Sy Smegma (as Richard Lair) | |
| Jody Maxwell | ... | Miss Mayhem | |
| Crystal Sync | ... | Dora Coxswain (as Rachel McCallister) | |
| Paul Styles | ... | Sheriff Rooster Coxswain | |
| Ian Morley | ... | Mayor Ike White | |
| Mark Carvel | ... | Father Tim/Father Kevin (as Marc Carvel) | |
| Zack Norman | ... | Norm Gingold | |
| Edward Krane | ... | Lance Sterling (as Ed Krane) | |
| Ras Kean | ... | Deputy Dick | |
| Michael Sullivan | ... | The Secret Weapon | |
| Steve Kraus | ... | Brother Sam | |
| Leroy | ... | Stable Inspector | |
| Rick | ... | Paper Boy | |
| Steve Corney | ... | Solitary Swimmer |
Directed by | |||
| Robert J. Kaplan | |||
Writing credits | ||
| Paul E. Cohen | (original screenplay) (as Paul Cohen) and | |
| Robert J. Kaplan | (original screenplay) and | |
| Sam Cohen | (original screenplay) | |
Produced by | |||
| Paul E. Cohen | .... | executive producer (as Paul Cohen) | |
| Sam Cohen | .... | associate producer | |
| Robert J. Kaplan | .... | producer | |
| Isaac Roberts | .... | producer | |
Original Music by | |||
| Brad Fiedel | |||
Cinematography by | |||
| Eric Shiozaki | (director of photography) | ||
Art Direction by | |||
| Michael Sullivan | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Joan Puma | .... | makeup artist | |
Production Management | |||
| Michael D. Pariser | .... | assistant production manager (as Michael Pariser) | |
| Robert Taicher | .... | unit manager: Florida | |
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director | |||
| Gordon Brown | .... | assistant director | |
Art Department | |||
| Peter Bramley | .... | scenic art | |
Sound Department | |||
| The Doj | .... | boom man | |
| Suzanne Fenn | .... | sound editor | |
| Albee Gordon | .... | sound recorder | |
| Al Gramaglia | .... | sound mixer | |
| Alice Miller | .... | associate sound editor | |
Stunts | |||
| Tom Rhodes | .... | underwater stuntman | |
Camera and Electrical Department | |||
| Go-Go Gomez | .... | still photographer | |
| Big John | .... | underwater photographer: New York | |
| Michael Kantrowitz | .... | key grip | |
| Jordan Klein Sr. | .... | underwater photographer: Florida (as Jordan Klein) | |
| John Kraus | .... | best boy | |
| James McCalmont | .... | gaffer | |
Costume and Wardrobe Department | |||
| Linda Sampson | .... | wardrobe designer | |
Music Department | |||
| Brad Friedel | .... | arranger: original score | |
| Brad Friedel | .... | producer: original score | |
| Haydn Harris | .... | recording engineer: original score | |
| Joe Venneri | .... | arranger: production music | |
| Joe Venneri | .... | producer: production music | |
| Joe Venneri | .... | recording engineer: production music | |
Other crew | |||
| Richard Danziger | .... | production assistant | |
| Michael Poulous | .... | master puppeteer | |
| Michael Poulous | .... | puppet creator | |
| Fay Shiowitz | .... | assistant to producer | |
| Marsha Smith | .... | gallery 10 | |
| Squeaky | .... | script supervisor | |
| Joel Tuber | .... | production secretary | |
| Nancy Wood-Tuber | .... | assistant production secretary (as Nancy Wood) | |
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I bought a copy of this long out-of-print movie on the old Adult Video Corporation (AVC) label for a pile of $$$. The box and tape were still in very nice condition despite being manufactured long ago (in 1979). I watched GUMS right after receiving it in the mail and was "treated" to a insane parody of JAWS featuring horny puppets, a Mermaid who blows men to death (and in one case sticks her head out of a toilet) and a Nazi lunatic played by Brother Theodore who volunteers to capture the Mermaid for oil wells instead of money. Theodore has the "Captain Quint" role in this exercise in sea-going vulgarity. Richard Bolla looks a lot like Richard Dreyfuss and carries around a blonde blow-up doll for amusement. You must see this movie to disbelieve it. Lots of underwater photography of the naked mermaid (Terri Hall) swimming around, but watch out for those lust-mad puppets!