Man of the Century (1999)
Johnny Twennies: Say, you keep on riding me like a streetcar, you're gonna have to pay the fare!
Samantha Winter: Johnny, what are you doing?
Johnny Twennies: I'm incognito.
Richard Lancaster: Hey, Johnny.
Johnny Twennies: Rats!
Samantha Winter: Are you gay?
Johnny Twennies: Of course I'm gay. I'm gay as a day in May.
Samantha Winter: You know what I mean, I mean, don't you like girls?
Johnny Twennies: Well, sure I like girls. I like all kinds of people. I'm just good natured.
Samantha Winter: Oh my god. I mean, uh, that's cool, it's just, I... I never imagined that... so, you're bi?
Johnny Twennies: Well, I'm by myself most of the time. Except when I'm with you.
First Thug: Johnny, if you don't write the goddamn article, I'm going to blow a hole right through your fucking girlfriend!
Johnny Twennies: Well, you're going to need pretty good aim.
First Thug: What the fuck are you talking about? What am I, blind? I'm going to shoot your goddamn girlfriend, Johnny!
Johnny Twennies: That's not my girlfriend.
Johnny Twennies: Johnny, what's going on? Who are those guys?
Virginia Clemens: Aw, just a couple of hoodoos trying to put one over. Let's beat it, kid, before those jailbirds come home to roost.
Johnny Twennies: When you get slapped, you'll take it and like it!