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Goodness Gracious Me (TV Series 1998–2014) Poster

(1998–2014)

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[In an English restaurant in India. Ordering some food]

Indian man 1: . For starter we shall have 6... no 12 bread rolls. For main course everybody?

Indian Man 2: What's the blandest thing on the menu?

James the Waiter: The scampi's our specialty sir.

Indian Man 2: I'll have that.

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Aubergine-Woman: I can make it at home for nothing!

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Resturant-guy: Check please...

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Hip Hop geezer 1: Kiss my chuddies, man!

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Dennis Cooper: I knew that!

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[a Buddhist, from Rat Killing Company, comes home to a woman to get rid of her mice, but instead he sits down on the floor and closes his eyes]

Woman: So what do you use then; poison?

Buddhist: Poison - no poison.

Woman: Oh, you are going to smoke them out.

Buddhist: Smoke - no smoke.

Woman: Then how are you going to kill them?

Biddhist: Kill? Buddha teaches us, that we are all clever human beings. We don't have to kill.

Woman: Well, how are you going to get rid of them then?

Buddhist: I intend to make them think about their actions.

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Dennis Cooper: Oyeeeee Surjeeeeet!

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Butler: May I take your hat, sir?

Dennis Cooper: No, buy your own.

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[talking to an elderly, ethnic man in a crowded place outdoors]

Reporter: How would you describe the condition in the refugee camp?

Mr. Isaq: What refugee camp?

Reporter: Well, *this* refugee camp.

Mr. Isaq: This is my family picnic.

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MeenaBeena: In your dreams, Buddy!

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MeenaBeena: As if!

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[Rings on a door]

The Guru Maharishi Yogi: Hello, do you want to be a Hindu?

Woman: Yes, I have always wanted to become a Hindu.

The Guru Maharishi Yogi: Well, you can't! Have a nice day!

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