Memorable quotes for
"Goodness Gracious Me" (1998) More at IMDbPro »

[In an English restaurant in India. Ordering some food]
Indian man 1: . For starter we shall have 6... no 12 bread rolls. For main course everybody?
Indian Man 2: What's the blandest thing on the menu?
James the Waiter: The scampi's our specialty sir.
Indian Man 2: I'll have that.

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Aubergine-Woman: I can make it at home for nothing!

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Resturant-guy: Check please...

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Hip Hop geezer 1: Kiss my chuddies, man!

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Dennis Cooper: I knew that!

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[a Buddhist, from Rat Killing Company, comes home to a woman to get rid of her mice, but instead he sits down on the floor and closes his eyes]
Woman: So what do you use then; poison?
Buddhist: Poison - no poison.
Woman: Oh, you are going to smoke them out.
Buddhist: Smoke - no smoke.
Woman: Then how are you going to kill them?
Biddhist: Kill? Buddha teaches us, that we are all clever human beings. We don't have to kill.
Woman: Well, how are you going to get rid of them then?
Buddhist: I intend to make them think about their actions.

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[Rings on a door]
The Guru Maharishi Yogi: Hello, do you want to be a Hindu?
Woman: Yes, I have always wanted to become a Hindu.
The Guru Maharishi Yogi: Well, you can't! Have a nice day!

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Dennis Cooper: Oyeeeee Surjeeeeet!

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Butler: May I take your hat, sir?
Dennis Cooper: No, buy your own.

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[talking to an elderly, ethnic man in a crowded place outdoors]
Reporter: How would you describe the condition in the refugee camp?
Mr. Isaq: What refugee camp?
Reporter: Well, *this* refugee camp.
Mr. Isaq: This is my family picnic.

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Meena, Beena: In your dreams, Buddy!

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Meena, Beena: As if!

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