SportsCenter (1979– )
Kenny Mayne: (when someone hits a home run) And even with derogatory credit, you can own a brand new car.
Kenny Mayne: [describing a highlight involving football player Keyshawn Johnson] Just throw me the damn ball.
Dan Patrick: [describing a win by then-New England Patriots coach Pete Carroll] And Pete Carroll, raise your hands if you're sure.
Keith Olbermann: Dan Marino - wait, I can see his pores. Pull back.
Keith Olbermann: [describing varied reactions after the New England Patriots defeated the Pittsburg Steelers in the 1996 AFC playoffs] The Superbowl team of Bill Cowher eliminated, Rod Woodson back and bummed, while Bill Parcells and Curtis Martin are extremely happy, and in the stands I liked the team so much I kissed the owner (Robert Kraft) and the security guard goes, "Hey hey hey, they'll be plenty of time for that later on."
Dan Patrick: You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain him.
Dan Patrick: [describing mid-season 1996 NFL standings] Breathalyzers would have been administered or urine samples collected if you thought it was possible that the Panthers and Cowboys would have identical records after ten games. Dallas improved to 6-4 with Sunday's win in San Francisco; the Panthers could do likewise with a home win over the Giants.
[Fans hold up Chris Berman masks]
Dan Patrick: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Keith Olbermann: AAAAAAAAAAAA!
Dan Patrick: Oh, it's just a mask.
Nick Bakay: I'm Nick Bakay.
Robin Bakay: And I'm Robin Bakay.
Nick Bakay: And we're just livin' the dream.
Dan Patrick: He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?
Stuart Scott: [describing an amazing catch by Derek Jeter] The guy can go 0 for 50, *never* boo the guy again!
John Anderson: [as a runningback hurries toward the endzone] He's running like people are chasing him!
Stuart Scott: Hi, this is Stuart Sco...
Scott Van Pelt: Scott Van Pelt, and this is Sportscenter.
Dan Patrick: Alongside my tag team partner Keith Olbermann... I am merely Dan Patrick.