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Dan Patrick: He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?

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Kenny Mayne: (when someone hits a home run) And even with derogatory credit, you can own a brand new car.

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Kenny Mayne: [describing a highlight involving football player Keyshawn Johnson] Just throw me the damn ball.

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Dan Patrick: [describing a win by then-New England Patriots coach Pete Carroll] And Pete Carroll, raise your hands if you're sure.

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Keith Olbermann: Dan Marino - wait, I can see his pores. Pull back.

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Keith Olbermann: [describing varied reactions after the New England Patriots defeated the Pittsburg Steelers in the 1996 AFC playoffs] The Superbowl team of Bill Cowher eliminated, Rod Woodson back and bummed, while Bill Parcells and Curtis Martin are extremely happy, and in the stands I liked the team so much I kissed the owner (Robert Kraft) and the security guard goes, "Hey hey hey, they'll be plenty of time for that later on."

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Dan Patrick: You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain him.

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Dan Patrick: Dare I say, en fuego.

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Dan Patrick: [describing mid-season 1996 NFL standings] Breathalyzers would have been administered or urine samples collected if you thought it was possible that the Panthers and Cowboys would have identical records after ten games. Dallas improved to 6-4 with Sunday's win in San Francisco; the Panthers could do likewise with a home win over the Giants.

[Fans hold up Chris Berman masks]

Dan Patrick: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Keith Olbermann: AAAAAAAAAAAA!

Dan Patrick: Oh, it's just a mask.

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Chris Berman: Rumblin' bumblin' stumblin'

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Chris Berman: He. Could. Go. All. The. Way.

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Steve Berthiaume: Say hello to my lil friend

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Chris Berman: The New York, football, Giants

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Chris Berman: From the frozen tundra of Lambeau Field

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Nick Bakay: I'm Nick Bakay.

Robin Bakay: And I'm Robin Bakay.

Nick Bakay: And we're just livin' the dream.

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Stuart Scott: Boo-yah!

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Stuart Scott: [describing an amazing catch by Derek Jeter] The guy can go 0 for 50, *never* boo the guy again!

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John Anderson: [as a runningback hurries toward the endzone] He's running like people are chasing him!

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Scott Van Pelt: Scott Van Pelt, and this is Sportscenter.

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Stuart Scott: He's as cool as the other side of the pillow...

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Keith Olbermann: From way downtown, Bang!

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Dan Patrick: Alongside my tag team partner Keith Olbermann... I am merely Dan Patrick.

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Keith Olbermann: Hello, greetings, and welcome from world headquarters it's the big show, and alongside my tag-team partner Dan Patrick, I'm *still* Keith Olbermann.

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