Prof. Maximilian Arturo: Jesus, Mary and Joseph. I think I've just seen God and I could've sworn he was driving a Cadillac.
Wade Welles: You mean that we can just like... slide through this and boom, we're on another planet?
Quinn Mallory: No. Same planet, different dimension.
Wing: I should've gone to law school like my old man wanted. This relativistic quantum pop-cosmology's such a mindwarp.
Michael Hurley: Hey, don't get smart with me. This computer store pays your rent, mister. If it weren't for my mistakes, you'd be out of a job.
Wade Welles: [after walking down into Quinn's basement] Wow, the Batcave!
Wade Welles: Oh man that was so great. It was like better than... than sex.
Prof. Maximilian Arturo: Well I wouldn't go that far.
Rembrandt 'Crying Man' Brown: [after Sliding] Man, that trip was a trip!
Prof. Maximillian P. Arturo: Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. I think I've just seen God and I could've sworn he was driving a Cadillac.
Day Tripper: Jack Kennedy does not want to run for another term. And I can understand this, people; because if you start the day in bed with Marilyn that's where you want to spend the day.
Wilkins: Got any rest, gentlemen?
Prof. Maximilian Arturo: Oh, yes! I always sleep well with my arms tied above my head, you blithering idiot!
Prof. Maximilian Arturo: Bad dream?
Quinn Mallory: I was down in the basement. My mother came looking for me. No matter what I did, she couldn't see me. She's lost Dad, now me.
Prof. Maximilian Arturo: You're not lost. You're just misplaced.
Michael Mallory: Hey. Did I miss anything?
Quinn Mallory: Hello... Dad.
Michael Mallory: What's the matter, son? You look like you've seen a ghost.
[Quinn is doodling vorticies instead of paying attention in class]
Prof. Maximilian Arturo: Mr. Mallory, I have devoted years of my life honing my considerable intelligence so that I may impart a subject this complex with some lucidity. You may at least do me the courtesy, sir, to *pretend* that you are listening.