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"Sliders" Pilot (TV Episode 1995) Poster

(TV Series)

(1995)

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Prof. Maximilian Arturo: Jesus, Mary and Joseph. I think I've just seen God and I could've sworn he was driving a Cadillac.

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Wade Welles: You mean that we can just like... slide through this and boom, we're on another planet?

Quinn Mallory: No. Same planet, different dimension.

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Wing: I should've gone to law school like my old man wanted. This relativistic quantum pop-cosmology's such a mindwarp.

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Michael Hurley: Hey, don't get smart with me. This computer store pays your rent, mister. If it weren't for my mistakes, you'd be out of a job.

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Wade Welles: [after walking down into Quinn's basement] Wow, the Batcave!

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Wade Welles: Oh man that was so great. It was like better than... than sex.

Prof. Maximilian Arturo: Well I wouldn't go that far.

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Rembrandt 'Crying Man' Brown: [after Sliding] Man, that trip was a trip!

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Prof. Maximillian P. Arturo: Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. I think I've just seen God and I could've sworn he was driving a Cadillac.

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Day Tripper: Jack Kennedy does not want to run for another term. And I can understand this, people; because if you start the day in bed with Marilyn that's where you want to spend the day.

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Wilkins: Got any rest, gentlemen?

Prof. Maximilian Arturo: Oh, yes! I always sleep well with my arms tied above my head, you blithering idiot!

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Prof. Maximilian Arturo: Bad dream?

Quinn Mallory: I was down in the basement. My mother came looking for me. No matter what I did, she couldn't see me. She's lost Dad, now me.

Prof. Maximilian Arturo: You're not lost. You're just misplaced.

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[last lines]

Michael Mallory: Hey. Did I miss anything?

Quinn Mallory: Hello... Dad.

Michael Mallory: What's the matter, son? You look like you've seen a ghost.

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Prof. Maximilian Arturo: Hope for everything. Expect nothing.

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[Quinn is doodling vorticies instead of paying attention in class]

Prof. Maximilian Arturo: Mr. Mallory, I have devoted years of my life honing my considerable intelligence so that I may impart a subject this complex with some lucidity. You may at least do me the courtesy, sir, to *pretend* that you are listening.

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