Now, we know who is who, / and there isn't a doubt. / The best kind of sneetches / are sneetches without. / The old-fashioned custom / of walking about / with stars on your belly / is O-U-T, out! / Abdominal stars / we cannot obide. / Abdominal stars / are abominable. / Abdominal... abominable... / Abdominal stars / are abominable. O-U-T, out! / O-U-T, out! / That old-status symbol / is O-U-T, out!