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Disturbing Behavior (1998) Poster

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Gavin Strick: Appropriate sparks are flying, somebody cue the power ballad.

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Gavin Strick: The Yogurt Shop, Yogurt Shoppe, what the fuck's a Shoppe?

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Dorian Newberry: Hey, teacher, leave them kids alone.

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Gavin Strick: Mr. Newberry here has got the full-on Boo Radley, village idiot, Quasimoto thing going, don't you Mr. Newb?

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Allen Clark: Don't worry about the snakes in your garden when you've got spiders in your bed.

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Betty Caldicott: Meet the musical little creatures that hide among the flowers.

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[U.V. isn't sure if Steve Clark is now one of the Blue Ribbons]

U.V.: Wait man, what's the capital of North Dakota?

Steve Clark: How the fuck should I know?

U.V.: All right. You're still okay.

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Steve: Be the ball.

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U.V.: [shoots Gavin to prevent him from shooting Rachel and Steve]

Gavin Strick: [falls to the ground, bleeding] Three times? You had to shoot me three times?

U.V.: [voice breaking] Sorry, man.

Gavin Strick: Wow. I get to say to my twisted family... I guess this diminishes my chances of ever meeting Trent Reznor...

[about to die]

Gavin Strick: Wow, I guess I'm finally coming around...

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Gavin Strick: Hello, Lorna. How are you doing today, my dear?

Lorna Longley: Drop dead.

Gavin Strick: Contact.

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Dr. Edgar Caldicott: Every time one of these kids gets a hard-on they go out and beat somebody with it!

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Chug Roman: Come on, Rae-Rae, give up the plate for old Chug.

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Rachel Wagner: Sounds razor.

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Gavin Strick: Look at him, he's killing his hard-on.

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Rachel Wagner: Who put the acid in my Spam?

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Lorna Longley: Bad wrong, wrong bad, bad wrong, wrong bad.

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[Blood running down her face]

Lorna Longley: I have to go home. I've got a big physics test tomorrow.

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Chug Roman: Will you go out with me?

Rachel Wagner: No.

Chug Roman: WHY NOT?

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Steve Clark: Tell me, Shannon, do you get yelled at when you talk about your dead grandfather?

Nathan Clark: Steve...

Steve Clark: 'Cause around here, people go crazy if you talk about a dead brother.

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Rachel: Gavin thinks some sinister force has taken over the Cradle Bay meatheads.

Steve: A sinister force?

Rachel: You know, evil. Nowhere to turn, no one to trust, altogether ooky.

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Steve Clark: I had no idea the evil was this pervasive.

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U.V.: I bet you didn't know toast came in 3 flavors.

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Dorian Newberry: Do good things, lunch boy.

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U.V.: I've got like, two customers left! If this keeps up, I'm going to be the 7-11 guy!

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[after Steve begs for the family to head back to Chicago, Dr. Caldicott steps inside the Clark house]

Dr. Edgar Caldicott: Steven, you ARE home. Cradle Bay is where you belong, here with your family.

Steve Clark: You signed me up for the program?

Cynthia Clark: We want what's best for you.

Steve Clark: [screaming] WHAT ABOUT WHAT I WANT?

Dr. Edgar Caldicott: Steven, do you think you're really happy...

Steve Clark: Oh, shut the up! You sold me out.

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Steve Clark: Don't do this! Maybe they can be helped!

Dorian Newberry: No they can't. And neither can I.

[shows the gunshot wound to his stomach]

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Dorian Newberry: Evening Officer!

Officer Cox the BIG Rat: What are you doing?

Dorian Newberry: Oh, I'm getting rid of rats!

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Gavin Strick: Rachel, this is Stevie Boy - good man. Stevie Boy, this is Rachel - Cook's Ridge trash.

Rachel Wagner: [disgusted] Bite me.

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Dickie Atkinson the Mechanic: [awkwardly] You had friends in Chicago?

Steve Clark: Yeah.

Lorna Longley: You can have friends here.

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Steve Clark: [after seeing Chug in a fight] What was that about?

Rachel Wagner: Toxic jock syndrome.

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Gavin Strick: [Blue Ribbons circle around Steve] Ice ice baby.

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Gavin Strick: [sees Andy Effkin being talked to by police] Andy Effkin toasts with the most.

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Andy Effkin: [snaps Mary Jo's neck] Slut.

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Randi Sklar - Blue Ribbon: Why don't you make like a tree and leave?

Gavin Strick: Clever girl.

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Dr. Edgar Caldicott: Science is God.

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Lorna Longley: Treat yourself.

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Dorian Newberry: This town sucks for heroes.

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[as Steve is leaving]

Dorian Newberry: Wait...

[Steve stops, turns back]

Dorian Newberry: You like Kurt Vonnegut?

Steve Clark: I don't get it.

Dorian Newberry: Haven't you ever wanted to just disappear, lunch boy? Poof, you're gone? You'd be surprised how interesting people become when they think you're *really* stupid.

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Rachel Wagner: Listen, the last ferry leaves at eleven thirty. Just tell me you have a razor plan?

Steve: I am making this shit up as I go.

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