The Rugrats Movie (1998)
Didi Pickles: [the babies are missing; Didi is distraught at Stu] I can't believe you left them with your father. The man slept through Pearl Harbor for heaven's sake!
Grandpa Lou: [indignant] I sounded the alarm as soon as I could!
Grandpa Lou: In my days, all we did was throw rocks at each other. Big bag of dirt clods- that's what the kids want.
Stu: Okay, maybe real fire isn't the best idea for a children's toy.
[Reporter Rex Pester displays photos as he talks]
Rex Pester: Young Tammy, Baby Dale, the twins Bill and Jill, Little Chunky, and poor sweet Amelia all vanished without a trace.
Igor: [getting off circus train] Serge, you stay here and watch monkeys; I get us coffee.
Serge: No, no, no, Igor, YOU stay and watch monkeys; I get us coffee.
Igor: Nien! Monkeys watch YOU; I GET COFFEE!
Serge: [Later, drinking coffee] You know, I think coffee is better in St. Petersburg.
Igor: No, it is better in Kiev.
Serge: No; is better in St. Petersburg.
Igor: NOTHING is better in St. Petersburg!
Minka: [after seeing the "Underwater Conversion Room"] She's havink a BABY, not a gefilte fish!
Chuckie Finster: This place gives me the juice bumps.
Phil: Maybe we should go back.
Lil: Very back!
Tommy Pickles: No! We can't go back now, you guys! Okey-Dokey Jones never goes back!
Chuckie Finster: [voiceover] So that was our big adventure! The monkeys founded their daddys and we all gots to go home and have fried bologne sandwiches! Except Dil, 'cause he gots no teeth! But if you think things went back to the way they was before, you're wrong 'cause now, thanks to Baby Dil, they was even better!
Lil: We're taking Dil back to the hopsicle, Tommy. We're gonna get your moneys back.
Tommy Pickles: What? You can't do that. My mommy and daddy wanna keep him.
Chuckie Finster: See? See?
Phil: Why? All he does is cry and poop.
Tommy Pickles: So do you!
Phil: I don't cry *that* much.
Tommy Pickles: Well, you poop an awful lot!
Phil: Look who's talking, Mr. Chocolate Pants!
Tommy Pickles: I am not a poopie monster!
[Stu is working on his latest invention to enter in a contest]
Drew: What is it, an electric sponge?
Stu: Of course not... That was last year.
[Angelica appears wearing Sherlock Holmes clothes]
Angelica Pickles: They've taken Cynthia spike, come on, your gonna be my Butthound.
Charlotte Pickles: You know what they say: "Born under Venus, look for a..."
Charlotte Pickles: Hello?
Chuckie Finster: Hey, you guys, help me! The monkeys is trying to take Tommy's brother!
[Tommy and Dil are fighting over Tommy's teddy bear]
Stu: Dil, what's say we give Tommy a little turn with the bear, hm?
[Takes the bear from Dil. Dil begins crying]
Stu: Or not.
[Gives the bear back to Dil. Tommy begins crying]
[In a storm, Dil has drunk all of the milk and kept the blanket to himself]
Tommy Pickles: You want monkeys? Oh! I'll give you monkeys! You have a monkey Mommy, a monkey Daddy and a monkey brother! I should have let my friends take you back to the hospital, but "No!" I said. "He didn't mean it," I said. "He was only playing!" Well, I was wrong! Now I don't even HAVE friends!