The Rugrats Movie (1998)

Joe Alaskey: Grandpa Lou Pickles

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Quotes 

• Didi Pickles : [the babies are missing; Didi is distraught at Stu]  I can't believe you left them with your father. The man slept through Pearl Harbor for heaven's sake!

  Grandpa Lou : [indignant]  I sounded the alarm as soon as I could!

• Grandpa Lou : In my day, we had plenty of fun throwin' rocks at each other. Big bag of dirt clods, that's what the kids want.

• Stu Pickles : I'll be famous!

  Drew Pickles : Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what you said when you built that stupid thing.

  [points to Dactar] 

  Stu Pickles : Maybe Dactar was a bit complex, but this... this, watch. I am Reptar, hear me roar!

  Reptar Wagon : I am Reptar, here me roar!

  [the nostrils blow out flames] 

  Grandpa Lou Pickles : Con flab it! Can't a man work in his own basement without getting barbecued?

• United Express Driver : Uh, pardon me, uh, pick-up from Pickles to Japan?

  Grandpa Lou Pickles : [tired]  Take it away. Take it away!

  [the driver hammers up the goat and leaves the receipt on Lou's lap] 

  United Express Driver : Yeah, have a good day.

• Stu Pickles : [walks out of the basement whilst talking on the phone]  Deed, just go to the spa and relax. Pop and I are doing fine taking care of the, uh--

  [notices the crate is gone; lowers the phone] 

  Stu Pickles : Pop, wh-where's the crate?

  Lou Pickles : [wakes up in his rocking chair and reads the receipt]  Oh, I-I guess the delivery folks must've come.

  Stu Pickles : Wow! They loaded her up and everything, huh?

  Didi Pickles : [over the phone]  Stu! Let me talk to Tommy.

  Stu Pickles : Sure, I'll let you talk to Tommy. Uh--

  [notices Tommy's not there; holds the phone against his chest] 

  Stu Pickles : Pop, uh...

  [looks around frantically] 

  Stu Pickles : Where are the kids?

  Lou Pickles : [stands up and shrugs]  That's funny. They were here a minute ago, playin' in the, uh...

  [they turn to see the front door wide open] 

  Stu Pickles , Lou Pickles : The crate!

  Stu Pickles : [picks up the phone]  Ah, honey! I'm gonna have to call you back.

  [hangs up and shoots his father an angry look] 

• Stu Pickles : [looks in a closet]  Tommy!

  Lou Pickles : [looks under a sofa with a torch]  Sprouts?

  Stu Pickles : [opens the basement door]  Dil!

  Lou Pickles : [opens a cookie jar]  Angelica?

  Stu Pickles : [opens the cupboard under the kitchen sink]  Where can they be? We gotta find them!

  Didi Pickles : [walking into the kitchen carrying grocery bags]  Find what?

  [Stu gasps, bangs his head on a pipe and stands up with a nervous smile] 

  Lou Pickles : Einstein here lost the kids!

  Stu Pickles : *I* lost the kids?

  Lou Pickles : See?

  [Didi gasps and drops the bags; groceries spill all over the floor] 

• Angelica Pickles : [yelling]  GRANDPA, CAN WE GO TO THE CIRUCS?

  Grandpa Lou : It's enough of a circus in here already.

• Grandpa Lou : Conflab it! Can't a man work in his own basement without gettin' barbecued?