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Planet of the Apes (2001) Poster

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Attar: Get your stinking hands off me, you damn dirty human!

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[Prying open Leo's mouth and looking down his throat, as though looking for a soul]

General Thade: Is there a soul in there?

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Limbo: Can't we all just get along?

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General Thade: Get me the spaceman!

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Thade's Father: Damn them!

General Thade: I will stop him, father.

Thade's Father: Damn them... damn them all to hell!

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Limbo: The young ones make great pets. Just make sure you get rid of them before they mature. Believe me, the last thing you want is a human teenager running around your house.

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Captain Leo Davidson: The smarter we get, the more dangerous we become.

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Tival: Apes are afraid of water. They can't swim.

Ari: We drown!

Daena: That is why every day we pray for rain.

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Captain Leo Davidson: Never send a monkey to do a man's job.

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Limbo: [emerging from his hiding place] Oh! It's over already? I was *just* about to make my move...

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Captain Leo Davidson: How did the apes get this way?

Daena: What other way would they be?

Captain Leo Davidson: They would be begging me for a treat right now.

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Daena: What tribe are you from?

Captain Leo Davidson: United States Air Force, and I'm going back.

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Captain Leo Davidson: Shut up! That goes for all species.

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Ari: You know one day they'll tell a story about a human who came from the stars and changed our world. Some will say it was just a fairy tale, but, it was never real. But I'll know.

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Tival: They all want to see this human who defies the apes.

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Captain Leo Davidson: Our apes couldn't talk.

Ari: Maybe they chose not to... given the way you treated them.

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General Thade: Extremism in defense of apes is no vice.

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[When telling the human tribes to run away while they can]

Captain Leo Davidson: Look, you gotta make your people understand, it's over there's no help coming.

Daena: You came.

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[When confronting each other on the battle field]

Krull: My fight is with Thade, not you.

Attar: Then your fight, is with me.

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Captain Leo Davidson: I think it's fair to call this hostile territory.

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Ari: It's disgusting the way we treat humans.

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Captain Leo Davidson: Time to explain evolution to the monkeys.

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Captain Leo Davidson: I'm going to get my chimp.

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Lt. Col.Grace Alexander: What? Was the Homo sapien mean to you again? We all know its just rocket envy, don't we?

Captain Leo Davidson: Ever consider an actual boyfriend?

Lt. Col.Grace Alexander: You mean do I enjoy being miserable? No thanks, I'll stick with my chimps.

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Ari: Stop it! Who told you, you could throw stones at humans?

Gorilla kid: My father

Ari: Did he ?He's wrong very wrong. You can tell him for me I said so.

Gorilla kid: Human lover!

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Limbo: Apes in cages... right!

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[while holding a gun on Limbo]

Captain Leo Davidson: Play dead.

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[to Leo in regarding Earth]

Ari: I'd like to see your world.

Captain Leo Davidson: I know. But they'd probably pry you and poke you and throw you in a cage too.

Ari: [smiles] You'd protect me.

[Leo smiles]

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[Leo notices the human mark on Ari's hand]

Ari: I can't go home either now. So, maybe we're not so different.

Captain Leo Davidson: No, we're very different.

[Ari looks at him sadly]

Captain Leo Davidson: You care about everybody, but yourself.

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Limbo: [Referring to the captured humans] All right, get 'em out and get 'em clean! Chop chop!

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Sandar: Senator Nado, good evening!

Senator Nado: [Mutters]

Sandar: My dear, you look lovely!

Nova: Thank you, but I'm having a bad hair day.

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General Thade: Everything in the human culture takes place below the waist!

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Krull: Monkeys are further down the evolutionary ladder,

[groaning]

Krull: just above humans!

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Zaius, Thade's Father: [about humans] I warn you their ingenuity goes hand in hand with their cruelty. No creature is as devious, as violent. You must find this human quickly! Don't let him get to Calima!

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Captain Leo Davidson: We're in control now! We're the 800 pound gorilla!

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Limbo: [referring to cuffs] No, I don't need those anymore. They treated me like I was a... a... a...

[Gunnar looks at Limbo a little menacingly]

Gunnar: A human?

Limbo: [shrugs]

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Limbo: [after being cuffed by cuffs used for humans] Ow! These things hurt!

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Limbo: How many times do I have to tell you? Wear you gloves when you handle humans!

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Ari: [blocking Limbo] You kill him, and you'll only lower yourself to his level.

Limbo: Exactly!

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Ari: Hm, I knew it, you're sensitive. An uncommon quality in a man.

Krull: [groans]

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Captain Leo Davidson: [referring to Calima] Well, that's where my crew is so that's where we're going.

Limbo: Doesn't he ever stop?

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Gunnar: You're letting him go?

Captain Leo Davidson: No, he rides with us.

Limbo: Wha? Wha?

[whining]

Limbo: This is suicide!

Limbo: [after others move away] Only a human would think riding through an army encampment could work.

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Limbo: Y'know, I'd like to thank you, for opening my eyes to a brave new world of trade with the humans.

Captain Leo Davidson: Yeah, no problem.

Limbo: Farewell, Spaceman!

Limbo: [immediately turns around to a group of children] Now, who wants to buy some aspirin?

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Limbo: [looking at captured humans] Are you trying to put me out of business? These are the skankiest, scabbiest, scuzziest humans I've ever seen.

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Senator Nado: [to Ari about humans] Next you'll be telling us that these beasts have a soul.

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