A boxer's manager pays a prostitute to make his boxer's nights hot, and endless. Not so strange, considering all the dirty deals the manager has with the local mafia. The strong champion ... See full summary »
A southerner comforting his buxom stepdaughter, his young wife seducing a sheriff and getting sexually blackmailed by a banker, their sleeping daughters approached by drunk farmers. Just another standard day in a hillbilly farm.
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A boxer's manager pays a prostitute to make his boxer's nights hot, and endless. Not so strange, considering all the dirty deals the manager has with the local mafia. The strong champion has to contend with the sexy girl, before he gets to the ring with the title contender. But there are other interests at play, and more girls to play. Written by
Why do I even bother watching "Something Weird" DVDs?? Am I this masochistic??
Everyone seems to conspire against a very naive hayseed of a boxer. But the plot is once again secondary to sex. Sadly the sex to plot ratio in this Harry Novak produced film is off-kilter and not in a good way. Uschi Digard does longer and better screnntime than she did in "The Godson", but that's the only thing good about this film that I can truly think of. The theme song sucks as much as the "Squirm" theme song by the way. It also comes paired with the movie "The Godson" on the Something Weird DVD.
My Grade: F
DVD Extras: Short Subjects: "I, Uschi" and "Uschi meets Dracula; Gallery of Exploitation art; Gallery of exploitation photos; Theatrical Trailer; Trailers for "The Godson", "Bust Out", "Fugitive Girls", "The Mafia Gang", "The Manhandlers", "Prison Girls", "A Scream in the Streets", and "Up your Valley"
Easter Egg: "Tittilated Tex"
Trailer Eye Candy: Rene Bond, Usci Digard, Mirka Madnadraszky, and Terri Johnson
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