The player is "AFGNCAAP", a salesperson for the Frobozz Electric Company sent to the underground kingdom of Zork that's currently under the tyrannical rule of Grand Inquisitor, Mir Yannick, who has banned all magic.
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Dalboz of Gurth, the Dungeon Master
Your sword is blowing glue. Wait, let me try that again, your sword is glowing blue.
References South Park