| Lizz Winstead | ... | Erma Jean Bagnoll / Milo | |
| Paul Liberti | ... | Maximo Martinez | |
| Russell Stewart | ... | Francis DeLorenzo | |
| J. Barrett Lindgreen | ... | Hans Peter Christian | |
| Julia Flint | ... | Marge Bagnoll | |
| Maureen Mollahan | ... | Betty Bagnoll | |
| Cameron Miller | ... | Jane Fusco | |
| Joyce Brothers | ... | Herself (as Dr. Joyce Brothers) | |
| Bebe Buell | |||
| Joe Franklin | |||
| Deborah Harry | ... | Herself | |
| David Johansen | ... | Buster Poindexter (as Buster Poindexter) | |
| Cyndi Lauper | ... | Herself | |
| Michael Musto | |||
| Todd Oldham | ... | Himself | |
| Vicki Sue Robinson | ... | Herself | |
| Chris Stein | ... | Himself | |
| Brian Unger | ... | Host and Narrator |
Directed by | |||
| Andrea Black | |||
| Russell Firestone | |||
Writing credits(in alphabetical order) | ||
| Kent Jones | ||
| Guy Nicolucci | ||
| Lizz Winstead | creator | |
Produced by | |||
| Kent Alterman | .... | executive producer | |
| Andrea Black | .... | producer | |
| Russell Firestone | .... | producer | |
| Lizz Winstead | .... | executive producer | |
Film Editing by | |||
| David Zieff | |||
Casting by | |||
| Chris Alan Young | |||
Costume and Wardrobe Department | |||
| Mary Anise Brown | .... | seamstress | |
Other crew | |||
| Tara Wagner | .... | intern | |
| P.T. Walkley | .... | intern | |
| Full cast and crew | Company credits | IMDb Short section |
| IMDb USA section |