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Chorus: [series theme song] Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Heroes in a half-shell - Turtle power! They're the world's most fearsome fighting team! They're heroes in a half-shell and they're green! / When the evil Shredder attacks, These turtle boys don't cut him no slack! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Splinter taught them to be ninja teens! / Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines! / Raphael is cool but rude! / Michelangelo is a party dude! / Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Heroes in a half-shell - turtle power!

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[Raphael and Michaelangelo are tied up back-to-back in chairs with a bomb next to them]

Raphael: We're Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! We oughta be able to escape from a cornball setup like this!

[Raphael notices Michaelangelo rocking side to side]

Raphael: What are you doing?

Michaelangelo: Well, I once saw this movie where this dude was tied up and he just kept rocking back and forth 'til he fell over.

Raphael: It's worth a try.

[Raphael rocks side to side with Michaelangelo and they soon fall over]

Raphael: Great! Then what did he do?

Michaelangelo: I dunno. I went into the kitchen for some popcorn.

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Shredder: You have a brilliant brain, Krang!

Krang: Of course. It's all I really am.

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Rocksteady: Ooooh yuck! It looks like what the water looks like after my bath!

Shredder: Hey. When was the last time THAT happened?

Rocksteady: Ooh what year is this?

[goo splat]

Rocksteady: I think it's the year my bath is due!

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Donatello: Boy, this guy's more into pizza than we are.

Raphael: Yeah. What's he gonna do next?

[sarcastically]

Raphael: Spray us with tomato sauce?

Raphael: [sprayed with tomato sauce] I had to ask.

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Leonardo: [Turtle Tips on organic gardens] Even small gardens help to refurbish the soil.

Donatello: Yeah and these plants will help clean the air we breathe.

Raphael: And it makes great organic pizza, if you're into that kind of thing.

April O'Neil: Who ordered the tomato, asparagus and kiwi special?

Michaelangelo: Oh yuck. Dudes, if we're growing pizza toppings, how about organic marshmallows?

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Krang: If I had hands I would cover my ears, if I had them!

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Rocksteady: You sure this gonna give us them powers?

Shredder: Of course. Although you may have a little trouble getting a date on Saturday night.

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Rocksteady: Oooh, shiver me timbers!

Bebop: And while you're at it, shiver mine also!

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Shredder: Now...

[shouts]

Shredder: Forward march! YOUR LEFT/YOUR LEFT/Ya' left your wife and forty-eight kids!

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Donatello: And then... it hit me!

[bonk]

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April O'Neil: For some people, it's an improvement!

[giggles]

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Samarai Mech: Hakatchu!

Raphael: Geshundheit!

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Rupert The Turtle: When that thing gets close to capacity... Kabloo-hoo-hoo-hooey!

All: Kabloo-hoo-hoo-hooey?

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[Raphael knocks down Bebop and Rocksteady during a fight]

Raphael: Ha! You idiots couldn't hit me with...

[we see Bebop and Rocksteady picking up]

Raphael: ...a big rubber tyre!

[Bebop and Rocksteady throw the tyre at Raphael and knock him down]

Raphael: Ever get that rundown feeling?

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Shredder: Come along, you two.

Rocksteady: Oh, all we ever do is go up and down, up and down!

Krang: Sounds like the perfect job for a couple of yo-yos. I made a funny.

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Raphael: [all the Turtles are tied up]

[to Donatello]

Raphael: C'mon, figure a way out of this.

Donatello: Are you kidding? Only the most skilled Ninja Master could get out these knots!

[Leonardo frees himself, then starts to cut Donatello loose]

Donatello: Oh, hi, Leonardo.

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See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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