In the near future with a intergalactic vampire plague threatening earth, an expedition is sent to a distant galaxy in hopes of discovering the plague^Òs source. Landing on a mysterious ... See full summary »
First things first...take a look at the primary cast of this film, and if you're not already familiar with their bodies of work, then do some quick background checking. Okay? Now...understand that this film is far worse than anything else accredited to any of them. Clear? Next, be aware that the story concerns a were-dog with a face that looks like the monster in THE MALTESE BIPPY, who muscles-up to a moldering old mummy in a rivalry for the affection of a three-thousand year old Egyptian Queen who was returned to Earth by Isis in order to reinstate the worship of the ancient Gods. Got all that? Imagine, if you will, all this nonsense taking place amidst the bustle and bright lights of Las Vegas, and you'll begin to have an idea of what you're in for with THE MUMMY AND THE CURSE OF THE JACKALS...but trust me when I say that nothing can prepare you for the fall-on-the-floor, pee-your-pants unintentional hilarity of it all.
***Oh...and be forewarned...if you don't have the right sense of humor, then you might die while you're watching it.
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