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I Got the Hook Up (1998) Poster

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Black: You run your mouth too much. You learn to control your mouth, you might could fuck both of 'em.

Blue: I don't wanna fuck both of 'em. I'll fuck Carla, but that Bessie looking, bald head ugly bitch? I wouldn't fuck her if, god damn if I was on parole.

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Blue: Tell her I'll have on some gym socks and a backstage pass from a Kool Moe Dee concert.

Blue: Tell her I'll be wearing cowboy boots with some click-clacks around my neck.

Blue: Tell her I'll be butt naked with a belt on, and a beeper, and some Blu-Blockers.

Blue: Tell her I'ma be butt naked with a 'Bout It radio sticker sign on my ass. And a gold necklace. And a class ring.

Blue: Tell her I'ma be asshole naked with some handcuffs and a whip, and a hula skirt. And a saddle on my back. And a big-ass NFL hat on.

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Grandmother: Don't talk to me if you ain't got no reefer, man.

Hispanic Man: Oh yeah? Well fuck you!

Grandmother: Well fuck you too.

Hispanic Man: Eat shit too!

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Little Girl: Look, my mama want her money back.

Blue: How am I gonna give you the money back? You done ate one of the pig's feet.

Little Girl: No we didn't.

Blue: I got a magic lamp. Tell your mama she gotta rub this every Wednesday at 3:42 standing on one leg with Al Green playing in the background, her money will pop out. And tell your daddy to buy you another shirt.

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Black: You better be lucky we came, your old ass probably gonna catch a heart attack. Me and Blue probably gonna save your life.

Mr. Mimm: Leave those pretty women alone! Save my life? My life don't need saving, I been doing this for twenty years.

Black: You know you can't get it up like you used to.

Mr. Mimm: Yes I can. I got a hard-on right now.

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Blue: They're gonna put me on fries and that's when I'll start making the big bucks.

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