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I Love You, Don't Touch Me! (1997)

The story of a 25 year old virgin girl, looking for the right boyfriend, not realizing that "the one" has been next to her for many years.

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Marla Schaffel ...
Katie
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Ben
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Richard Webber
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Janet
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Lou Candela
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Jones
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Mom
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Elizabeth
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David Barclay
Victor Raider-Wexler ...
Dad
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Analyst
Debbie Munroe ...
Margo
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Vagrant (as Tim De Zarn)
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Deidre
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Audition Man
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The story of a 25 year old virgin girl, looking for the right boyfriend, not realizing that "the one" has been next to her for many years.

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Just Your Typical Boy-Loves-Girl Who Doesn't Love Boy Till He Loves Other Girl Story

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Comedy | Romance

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Rated R for strong language and sexuality | See all certifications »

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20 February 1998 (USA)  »

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Jag älskar dig, rör mig inte!  »

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$33,598 (USA) (22 February 1998)

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$33,598 (USA) (22 February 1998)
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Location credits: "There would have been nowhere to shoot this film without the generosity and naivete of:"... See more »

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Dark Fire
Written by Jorge Strunz
Performed by Strunz and Farrah
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Absolutely Delightful!
5 January 2007 | by (Estonia) – See all my reviews

This movie was absolutely DELIGHTFUL!!! To me, the fact that the first-time young writer-director, Ms. Julie Davis, has not received greater acceptance (i.e. WORK) in Hollywood, is a veritable TRAGEDY of Wellesian proportions!!! (i.e. "Wellesian" as in "Orson") The same holds true for the lead actress, Ms. Marla Schaffel.

I especially enjoyed reports that Ms. Davis was promoting this movie at the Sundance Film Festival by passing out underwear visibly imprinted with "I Love You", but also imprinted with an "invisible" glow-in-the-dark "Don't Touch Me". (What a WONDERFUL sense of humor!!)

This movie beautifully captures the essence of our search for true, meaningful love, with all of its pitfalls and dead-ends. How anyone could fail to LOVE it totally escapes me. The fact that per one reviewer, it was based in part on Ms. Davis' actual life experiences, only ADDS to its fascination. I used this movie as a "litmus test" for prospective mates: I would rent it, show it to her, and if she didn't like it, the affair was OVER!


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