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I Love You, Don't Touch Me! (1997)

The story of a 25 year old virgin girl, looking for the right boyfriend, not realizing that "the one" has been next to her for many years.

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Cast overview, first billed only:
Marla Schaffel ...
Katie
Mitchell Whitfield ...
Ben
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Richard Webber
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Janet
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Lou Candela
Darryl Theirse ...
Jones
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Mom
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Elizabeth
Wally Kurth ...
David Barclay
Victor Raider-Wexler ...
Dad
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Analyst
Debbie Munroe ...
Margo
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Vagrant (as Tim De Zarn)
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Deidre
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The story of a 25 year old virgin girl, looking for the right boyfriend, not realizing that "the one" has been next to her for many years.

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Just Your Typical Boy-Loves-Girl Who Doesn't Love Boy Till He Loves Other Girl Story

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Comedy | Romance

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Rated R for strong language and sexuality | See all certifications »

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20 February 1998 (USA)  »

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Jag älskar dig, rör mig inte!  »

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$33,598 (USA) (20 February 1998)

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$33,598 (USA) (20 February 1998)
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Written by Jorge Strunz
Performed by Strunz and Farrah
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Should'a been called....
20 December 2003 | by (Scottsdale, AZ) – See all my reviews

The 1998 film, "I Love You, Don't Touch Me" should have changed it's name to "I'm Garbage, Don't Watch Me." Despite this movie's flaws, it did manage to become, unquestionably, one of the worst films I have ever seen in my life...ever. Bad acting, horrible direction, and clichés every few lines of dialogue about the feminist female psyche make "I Love You..." not only bad, but painstakingly unwatchable as well. But hey, at least it had robotic, unfunny, campy dialogue working for it, right? Oh wait.


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