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I Love You, Don't Touch Me! (1997)

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The story of a 25 year old virgin girl, looking for the right boyfriend, not realizing that "the one" has been next to her for many years.

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The story of a 25 year old virgin girl, looking for the right boyfriend, not realizing that "the one" has been next to her for many years.

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Just Your Typical Boy-Loves-Girl Who Doesn't Love Boy Till He Loves Other Girl Story

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Comedy | Romance

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Rated R for strong language and sexuality | See all certifications »

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20 February 1998 (USA)  »

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Jag älskar dig, rör mig inte!  »

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$33,598 (USA) (20 February 1998)

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$33,598 (USA) (20 February 1998)
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This Is My Heaven
Written by Jane Ford
Performed by Marla Schaffel and Jane Ford
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Cute engaging plot-what a singer!
18 March 2000 | by (Los Angeles) – See all my reviews

I turned this film on the other night on a pay channel and while I usually am a notorious channel surfer-I really stopped to watch this one. It is a typical story as the tag line indicates. We always don't love the one we "should" love, but you know, I think it's a "typical" story because it's one a lot of women, present company included, can identify with. I kept watching because I could really identify with this girl's conflicting feelings. And the topper to this film as far as I'm concerned is the star's voice. Iin the film she is a singer and she does a few numbers because she is auditioning.

I was absolutely BLOWN away by her voice and by the beautiful songs she sang. If for this reason only, watch! A real treat!


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