Double or Nothing (1940)

Betty Dietrich: Greta Garbo Impersonator

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Quotes 

• Greta Garbo Impersonator : Captain, when I took this boat to go back to Sweden, I thought that I would be alone.

  Charles Laughton's Captain Bligh Double : Have any of my men been bothering you?

  Greta Garbo Impersonator : Not your men, Captain. The mate. He has proposed six times since we left Hoboken.

  Charles Laughton's Captain Bligh Double : My mate?

  Greta Garbo Impersonator : Yes. He wants to be *my* mate.

• Charles Laughton's Captain Bligh Double : Mr. Christian, this lady has been complaining about you.

  Fletcher Christian : Oh, that's the first complaint I've received onboard the ship. I must be slipping sir. Hoo-hoo!

  Charles Laughton's Captain Bligh Double : You may be slipping your head in a noose, Mr. Christian, if you don't leave this lady alone.

  Fletcher Christian : In that case, I will leave her alone. Hoo-hoo!

  Greta Garbo Impersonator : Tank you, very much, Captain. I tink I go now.

  Charles Laughton's Captain Bligh Double : That's all, Mr. Christian.

  Fletcher Christian : And there will be no noose?

  Charles Laughton's Captain Bligh Double : There will be no noose.

  Fletcher Christian : Oh, goody-goody! No noose is good noose. Hoo-hoo!